Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

We're not kidding!

Do a simple Google search: "National Masturbation Month 2009" and prepare to be amazed at the many creative ways others are celebrating this very special month.

Since 1995, America, as well as the world, have been observing National Masturbation Month, as a fitting tribute to our lifelong masturbation addictions, and its specially induced fantasies.

As any avid masturbator knows, masturbation is, simply, Great Sex.

Even attractive, sexually active couples have discovered that mutually masturbating together is the ultimate thrill.

Friday night, May 8th, we'll be masturbating -all the way to an orgasm, while sitting in low web chairs, facing each other.

We will both achieve simultaneous orgasms at exactly 12:00 midnight, Pacific time, using "30 Minutes To Orgasm" masturbation countdown timer - an mp3 file file, with instructions, that you can easily web search and download, to use yourself.

Try it. The collective spirit, of a simultaneous orgasm, is an unbelievably intense experience.

We invite all Masturbation Forum members to join us, in spirit.

What have you done this month -and will do, to take masturbation, the most basic of biological acts, and elevate it to an art form?

If you haven’t already:
- Masturbate with a friend.
- Participate in an online masturbation orgy.
- Connect with a network of other masturbation aficionados.
- Incorporate more visualized erotica and fantasy in your life.

Let's all party, to make May, 2009 a month to remember!

We'd like to hear from you.

hugs,

HotCaliforniaCouple

 

I'll join you! Are you camming for the occcasion? Maybe I can get the wife to join in...

 

Glad you'll be joining us! We'll definitely feel your presence. But we won't be using a webcam, as it just seems to kill the mood. And, please, don't urge your wife to join in, unless she truly loves it.

Our mutual masturbation sessions are a very private affair, with edging (orgasm denial) and deep masturbation-induced fantasies.

And our invitation to Hip Forums - Masturbation aficionados, to join us in spirit, is as close to "group sex" as we'll ever participate in.

 

Every month is masturbation month to me. I should be wearing a pearly ribbon...

 

I don't remember that being reported on May 1st in the papers or on the news- I wonder why?

 

Wow, who knew???

I looked for this on cnn.com and didn't find a thing. And they call themselves a news organization??? sheeesh.

 

Wow! Who cares?

 

It's also National Stroke Awareness Month. No pun intended. And I'm not kidding either.

 

:cheers2: I was going to say that!

 

There are certain work colleagues who could have told me about this as I'm sure they would have known- given what other colleagues call them.

 

Hello All,

Both of us had intense, simultaneous orgasms last night -right at 12:00 midnight, Pacific time.

What a masturbation session! And we thank those of you in this forum who joined us in spirit, as we definitely felt the collective force of it.

Totally wasted, we both fell into a deep asleep afterwards, and just woke up a few minutes ago. It's a good thing we do these masturbation orgies at night, otherwise the day would just pass us by, as a haze.

Love you all.

hugs,

HotCaliforniaCouple

 

Thanks for the update.

Hugs and butterfly kisses.