Bored on a Friday Night

I take it you guys are too... or you wouldn't be here.

Anyone going out tonight?

 

come on over and help us pack.

 

Hi if your bored I was wondering if you can vote for my youtube video haha
its a makeup contest I entered,
I really wanna win!
it's all about flower power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlSs1M1yhD8

 

You could always sit on my face.. that might relieve you of your boredom for 30 minutes or so (just be careful not to break my nose).

 

I'm not bored. My back always hurts on Friday nights. Plus I don't go anywhere anymore. I couldn't go out tonight even if I wanted to. I'm just in too much pain.

 

Saturday morning over here

 

What happens to you on Friday nights to make your back hurt? Are you on the game?

 

I'm a maid....unfortunately I have to move heavy furniture when I sweep and mop.

 

I saw a telemarketing show that could cure all that pains you.

 

Is that code for what your really doing? Are like this naughty maid that works on Fridays?

 

I was thinkin stripper and you took the weekends off

 

No I'm really a maid. I take out the trash, do the dishes, dust, sweep, mop, vacuum, and clean toilets. I clean it all. It's a really disgusting job.

 

Thats hot! Are you available this Tuesday?

 

Actually I think I am....but I'm not cleaning up the boozy mess you leave behind. heh

 

Boozy mess? I'm the cleanest guy ever! How much do you charge per hour?

 

Best Friday night I've had in a while, actually.