What it is like to have teenage daughters..

my 16 year old daughter has a couple of her friends over..they are girls from her color guard team..they sure do love to talk about poop and farting when they are together, they think it is the most hilarious thing in the world

 

send them to the kitchen to practice their baking skills

 

I am not looking forward to having a teenage daughter. I just have this image of Marissa Cooper.

 

Your 16 year old girls sound like 7 year old boys.

 

yeah, no lie...my daughter has a lot of friends she brings over and they are all very, very pretty (can I say that without being considered a pervert?) haha. NO....you would just never imagine girls talking about that kind of stuff..but I should know since my daughters favorite pasttime is going to bathroom and all the girls are in there keeping each other company when they are dropping deuces...it is just odd to me..

 

Thats funny.
I cant imagine my niece as a teenager.
I didnt think poop or farts were funny at 16. then again, life was hell for me then, so I didnt have time to find shit funny.

 

Girls talk about everything. And I'm guilty of having bathroom conversations while on the pot.

 

I'm 22 and still find bodily functions hilarious.

 

I can understand that and that sucks..

when I was 16, I was on the road and in and out of halfway homes..both of my daughters live a way different life than I did and I am glad for that.

 

They are very lucky girls.

 

thanks...I like to think that they are lucky to...compared to how I have seen myself and others live..

 

oh yeah, my fault, these girls barely know how to make spaghetti noodles...they do need some more training.

 

I never wanna have a daughter.

My girlfriend is seriously a twisted person. Not in a serial killer kind of way... More like a manipulative little bitch kind of way.

...She knows what she's doing though.

 

yes at 16 i was more like age 30... now i am older and still a vindictive little bitch

 

Marissa Cooper is a spoiled Californian brat from a lame, unrealistic TV show.

So you'll be just fine.

 

haha.. My friends do that about farting.

 

I was going to say...my boys are 10 and 7 and that's all I hear about. One time I was trying to get away from them so the younger one drew a pitcure of pooping and slid it under my door...

 

my little sister was the most obnoxiously smelly farting, burping, fighting, nose-picking pretty popular chick ever. i really do think they're like that because they're sick of being "pretty little ladies."