I'm not a mommy this mother's day!

THANK GOD! I've been waiting and waiting on my period, it's like 3 weeks late, and dun dun dun! What a fucking relief. I am not mature enough to be pregnant yet, because I was definitely NOT wanting to give up the green, but I knew if I was I'd have to, because they drug test you every prenatal appointment and if you pop a dirty test, they take the baby as soon as it's born. And it's not like I wouldn't have stopped smoking if I found out I was, but I'm terrified of going in, finding out I am, them finding out I smoke pot, and it being all over right then and there.

 

I am glad I will never have those type of scares...

I'm a mommy to my animal friends though, they better throw me a bash tomorrow or my heart will be crushed..

and congrats on the none preggers!

 

congrats?!

 

I am glad your not pregnant..that seems so harsh to me for just MJ..but then again, you do live in Texas so it is to be expected..

My mom is not alive so I am covered.

 

Haha, yes, congrats are definitely accepted. Because I'd be a good mom, but I'm just not ready yet. And it's not like we don't take precautions, but I'm always paranoid, because abstinence is the only 100% birth control and abstinence is really hard to practice in a 4 year relationship, lol.

 

happy mothers day

 

I've been a mess inside lately over this, you guys have no idea, lol. I wouldn't talk about it to anyone but my mom, either, because she was the only person I knew who would just listen and not insist I was probably pregnant.

 

Duuuuude, I was three weeks late too, and I was fixing to freak the fuck out.
Thankfully, I am not prego, but even if I was, I wouldnt be for long.
I am not ready to give up mj, beer or my freedom. besides the fact that I donot want any babies comin outta me.
My dog is enough for me.
what sucks is, that my sister told me I was gonna get pregnant this year, so I decided to become celibate.
Its hard.

And not in a good way.

 

I think I should be happy for you in the situation so I am, hope you don't get any unwanted surprises in the future.

 

Eeeuuuwwwwww, your bleeding right now eewww

 

It's the circle of life...

 

I'm actually bleeding just a tiny bit and am about to actually REALLY start bleeding in the next day or so. Hahaha. I love giving TMI!

 

NNNnnnnooooooooooooo:leaving:

 

that is a lot of detailed info..but yeah, the second day is the worse..

 

lol at all of it.

 

A close call is just a way of saying the sex was shitty.

 

How do you figure that one cap'n?
Prego scares suck.
they sucked more in HS.

 

Well if it was good enough you wouldn't care you'd just go back for more lol.

....Well at least that's how good I am.

 

I don't think sex could ever be that good. At the moment I do NOT want a kid. That would be the worst possible thing that could happen to me at this point in my life, when I'm older there'll be plenty of time for unprotected sex and babies.

 

Hahahaha yeah, it usually makes it more bearable.
But if you reallllly reeeaalllly dont wanna kid, it doesnt matter how good it is.