Swear your little heart out, please.

From what I can see, the language around here is pretty tame.
Most people refrain from using too much vulgar language...
So, I'd like people to swear their little hearts out here...
Even if you don't swear at all...go for it.

It doesn't have to be a personal attack; just tell a story and fill it with swear words...

I want to blush.

Thanks, you fuckers.

 

I won't fucking swear for your god damn fucking amusement, you mother bitcher, but I will SWEAR because I fucking feel like it and I am a bastard.

 

Well fuck off then you ****...

 

I am fucking swearing which is the fucking point of the god damn thread, so no, I will not fuck off.

But if it is a fucking story you want, be a patient little prick, you ass.

 

For fucks sake. Alright asswipe, I'll wait here like the bitch you are.

 

If you are going to call me a fucking bitch and asswipe, which aren't even that god damn original, I will make you wait longer you pussy ass ****.

 

Is any fucking swearing that fucking original? I'll stop with the personal fucking attacks because you're a girl...

I have the patience of a fucking saint, man.

 

you both need to shut the fuck up right now or i'm going to bitch slap one of you

 

" i'm going to bitch slap one of you"

Un-fucking likely.

 

Quit your bitching Buddha Fish. And no, fucking swearing is not original, you quail dick queer ass motha fuck.

 

"quail dick queer ass motha fuck."

With fucking insults like this your story better be fucking good you....agh fuck you.

 

Fuck this thread!

 

this is wicked fucking lame

fucking chowdaheads

 

Dude Fitzy go resume your well known position of taking it...you god damn ass.

 

I thought you would get a kick out of this shit, Fitzy.
Your minds in the fucking gutter all fucking day...

If you can't write a little story with a few fuck, shits and asswipes...god help you finishing a fucking degree...you big fucking wanker pussy.

 

igpay atinlay, go post some shit on Youtube, already.

 

bloke

 

I still cant do it

 

i will fucking finish my degree. asshole

so today is my fucking mother's mothers day. were going out for some fanfuckingtastic chinese food in about an hour with my grandma.

 

[SIZE=+1]Hansel and his Bitch
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[SIZE=+1] Once upon a fucking time a very poor cocksucker lived in a tiny-ass cottage in the goddamn forest with his two piece of shit children, Hansel and Gretel. His second whore often ass-raped the children and was forever nagging the cocksucker.

"There is not enough motherfucking food in the goddamn shitshack for us all. There are too many cunts to feed! We must get rid of the two assholes," she declared. And she kept on trying to persuade her husband to fuck his children in the forest.

"Take them miles from home, so goddamn far that they can never find their fucking way back! Maybe someone will find them and give them a home." The downcast cocksucker didn't know what the fuck to do. Hansel who, one evening, had overheard his parents' conversation, comforted Gretel, in the ass.

"Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch! If they do leave us in the damned forest, we'll find the way home," he said. And slipping out of the house he filled his pockets with little white pebbles, then went the fuck to bed.

All night long, the cocksucker's wife bitched on and on at her husband till, at dawn, he led Hansel and Gretel away by their cocks. But as they went into the depths of the trees, Hansel dropped a little white pebble here and there on the shit-covered ground. At a certain point, the two little shits found they really were alone: the cocksucker had plucked up enough balls to desert them, had mumbled an excuse and was fucking gone.

Night fell but the cocksucker did not return. Gretel began to finger her ****. Hansel too felt like a pussy-ass bitch but he tried to hide his feelings and comfort his sister.

"Don't cry, stupid slut! I swear I'll take you home even if Asshole doesn't come back for our faggot asses!" Luckily the moon was full that night and Hansel waited till its cold light filtered through the trees.

"Now give me your shit!" he said. "We'll fuck safely, you'll see!" His tiny white pebbles gleamed in the moonlight, and the penis found its way home. They then crept through a half open window, without wakening their parents. Cold, tired but thankful to be home again, they slipped into bed together.

Next day, when their bitchy stepmother discovered that Hansel and Gretel had returned, she went into a fucking rage. Stifling her anger in front of the damn children, she locked the fuck out of her bedroom door, bitching at her husband for failing to carry out her orders. The weak cocksucker protested, torn as he was between shame and fear of disobeying the bitch. The wicked **** kept Hansel and Gretel under lock and key all day with nothing for supper but a sip of cum and some hard ass-pounding. All night, husband and whore quarreled, and when dawn came, the cocksucker led the children out into the forest.

Hansel, however, had not eaten his shit, and as he walked through the damn trees, he left a trail of shit behind him to mark the way. But the little boy had forgotten about the horny fags that lived in the forest. When they saw him, they flew along behind and in no time at all, had eaten all the shit. Again, with a lame excuse, the cocksucker left his two bitches by
themselves.

"I've left a trail, like last goddamn time!" Hansel whispered to Gretel, with his thumb up her ass. But when night fell, they saw to their horror, that all the shit had gone.

"I'm frightened!" wept Gretel bitterly. "I'm cold and horny and I want to go fuck!"

"Don't be afraid. I'm here to look after you!" Hansel tried to rape his sister, but he too shivered when he glimpsed frightening shadows and assholes around them in the darkness. All night the two children huddled together for warmth at the foot of a large cock.

When dawn broke, they started to wander about the damn forest, seeking a path, but all hope soon faded. They were well and truly lost. On they walked and walked, till suddenly they came upon a fucking cottage in the middle of a glade.

"This is shit!" gasped Hansel as he broke a lump of plaster from the wall.

"And this is jizzm!" exclaimed Gretel, putting another piece of cock in her mouth. Starving but delighted, the children began to eat pieces of shit broken off the cottage.

"Isn't this delicious?" said Gretel, with her mouth full of Hansel's cum. She had never tasted anything so nice.

"We'll fucking stay here," Hansel declared, munching a bit of shit. They were just about to try a piece of the biscuit door when it fucking swung open.

"Well, well!" said an old ****, peering out with a bitchy look. "And haven't you children a sweet tooth?"

"Come in! Come in, you've nothing to fear!" went on the old woman. Unluckily for Hansel and his bitch, however, the shit cottage belonged to an old bitch, her trap for catching dumb shits. The two dumbasses had come to a really shitty place.

"You're nothing but skin and boners!" said the bitch, locking Hansel into a cage. I shall fatten you up and eat your asshole!"

"You can do the fucking housework," she told Gretel grimly, "then I'll make a meal of your pussy too!" As luck would have it, the bitch had very bad eyesight, and when Gretel smeared cockbutter on her glasses, she could see even less.

"Let me feel your cock!" said the bitch to Hansel every day to check if he was getting any fatter. Now, Gretel had brought her brother a chicken boner, and when the witch went to touch his finger, Hansel held out the boner.

"You're still much too damned thin!" she bitched. When will you become a fattass?" One day the bitch grew tired of waiting.

"Light the fucking oven," she told Gretel. "We're going to have a tasty roasted shit today!" A little later, hungry and impatient, she went on: "Run and see if the fucking oven is hot enough." Gretel returned, bitching: "I can't tell if it is hot enough or not." Angrily, the bitch screamed at the little girl: "Useless cocksucking ****-ass bitch! All right, I'll fucking see for myself." But when the bitch bent down to peer inside the oven and check the heat, Gretel gave her a tremendous push and slammed the oven door shut. The bitch had come to a fit and proper end. Gretel ran to set her brother free and they made quite sure that the oven door was tightly shut behind the bitch. Indeed, just to be on the safe side, they fastened it firmly with a large cock. Then they stayed for several days to
eat some more of the shit, till they discovered amongst the bitch's belongings, a huge shit egg. Inside lay a casket of gold shit.

"The bitch is now burnt to a cinder," said Hansel, "so we'll take this fucking treasure with us." They filled a Gretel's vagina with food and set off into the forest to search for the way home. This time, luck was with them, and on the second day, they saw their asshole father come out of the house towards them, weeping like a little faggot bitch.

"Your cunty stepmother is dead. Come home with me now, my damn children!" The two children hugged the cocksucker.

"Promise you'll never ever molest us again," said Gretel, throwing her arms round her father's cock. Hansel opened her pants.

"Look, Father! We're rich now . . . You'll never have to chop wood again."

And they all fucking lived happily fucknig ever the fuck after.[/SIZE]