No Offence Meant Boogs, But Glen Is Sick To Death Of Hearing About Your Bloody Paper Monkey.... My Advice To You Is.. Remove It From Your House........(optional). Place It In The Middle Of Your Backyard.. Pour Approx 10 Gallons Of Gasoline Over The F***er.. Stand Back.......(optional).... Flick A Match.. AAANNNDDD.....KAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOM.... Problem Solved..(maybe two, depending how close you were to flashpoint) Glad I Could Be Of Assistance... Cheers Glen.