I kissed a married woman

And I liked it.
She used her kung-fu jerk off grip
I rocked her world just to try it
Hope her husband don't mind it

True story. Happened last night.

Now she's all confused about her marriage.

 

If her husband doesn't want a 3some with you, she shouldn't be with him.

 

It happens.

 

Home wrecker :toetap05:

 

I like your signature..you quoted yourself..haha..

 

He doesn't. He's Air Force. In Germany. He's a total douchebag. We used to be really good friends, but now we can't stand each other, the conceited fuck.

 

The funny thing is, the girlfriend he had before getting married, he was sleeping with her and she was cheating on her husband with him while he was overseas.

This girls husband is overseas. Karma is a bitch, especially when you abuse and neglect your wife.

 

married woman are my curse

 

so now what?

 

Yeah, most of the time I think the smartest/funniest things come out of my mouth. That's why I quoted myself.

Not really...

Those times were the only times, so I had to relic in them.

 

So now she texts me every 30 minutes asking my what I'm thinking and to tell me she's so confused. lol.

It will be like that till she realizes what she wants. Let's just hope it's sooner than later. I've already got to oils and lotions ready. lol

 

Sure, keep trying to make it right.

 

I don't have to make it right. He did it for me.

 

my conscience is clear with what i've done so far

his should be too

 

been there done that...pretty sorry i did...

 

What are you doing here? Go make her yours.

 

I felt pretty good about it. Her husband was a jerk.

Here me now gents, if you aren't good to your wife, she'll sleep with me. And JoeyPB. At the same time.

 

Old Hippie here, some advice, sometimes a married woman is just looking for a reason (justify) breaking up with her husband. YOU DON"T WANT TO BE THE REASON!!!!

If you are the reason, most of the time she will use you as her excuse, bad deal. Angry spouses are not fun, run.,

Peace
Dan

 

exactly, make a chick the reason, but make sure that she REALLY is attracted to you so that when she runs off with you (and husband is pissed about generic lesbian, but not about generic lesbian, because he is feeling insecure about his manhood) you encourage said woman into ffm threesome.


duh (am surprised lars didn't suggest this, he musta been busy checkin' out the honeys)

 

i don't mind being the catalyst to help a woman realize she's in an unhappy relationship. but i will never have a relationship with someone who left their ex for me. that's just bad business, and i want someone to want to be with me and be willing to wait until they've got their shit together. i'll talk and be friends during that time, but i will not start a relationship until things have settled and become more clear.