woman dies...dildo

you gotta read this. fucking outrageously wickedly awesome

Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

so awesome

 

best story ever.


can't be good advertising for her sex toy business though...

 

im impressed...

 

that had to hurt

 

that must have been a suicidal masturbation mission

 

damn I'm just picturing someone seeing a drill and actually just doing that, I mean it has to be hard to hold and they jerk and what position would you be in? its interesting...

 

This story doesnt exist on any news sites.

It also has no citation.

 

Stop ruining it!

 

at least she died happy

 

hardly think so. a sex toy distributor aughtta know that any dildo that goes too hard or fast isn't at all pleasurable.

 

lmao...I guess she just got bored of her own supplies?

 

ms dent eh

 

Oh great, I just found Mrs. Lode, and shes dead.