Make a prediction about a forumer

OMG

 

Red will be caught in the crossfires of some kind of tension in Thailand and will sadly, die to young.

 

cff's gonna get beat up by an old lady.

 

Cate8 is secretly going to apply for U.S. citizenship.

 

elaborate.
An old Chinese lady?

But..but..they are so sweet!!

Will she strike me from behind with a cane and than beat me merciless?

I want to know now .

 

I predict that by a series of unfortunate events, she will be declined.

It is at that point she will take a "vacation" to Utah, where Dave, KC, myself, and several others have migrated due the the tolerance of polygamy.

Magically she will fall in love with all of us and gain citizenship by means of marriage.

 

haha.

 

she'll hit you with a huge carp.

 

fucking genius

 

i could see that happening....

 

HHB will starve to death this winter because he spent all his time sending nude pictures of himself via his blackberry instead of gathering food.

 

I'minmyunderwear will be married by next summer to a rather large African lady with 48f breasts.

 

BSR will finally leave America and probably go back to Israel.
Then he'll have sex with Piaf.

 

Also, Jai's gonna go to Oxbridge and become way snobby. She'll have a fling with Luke, but she'll end up marrying an Indian man.

 

haha.. I was just gonna complain about me not being in this thread!


Piaf - Trip and fall over. Find a lottery ticket on the floor, win 50 quid.
rambleON - get beat up by a cloak room attendent for giving him the evils.
TopNotchStoner - will challenge Obama to a duel. Will lose.
zilla939 - will become emotionally attached to dead animals.
*°GhOsT°LyRiC°* - end up on oprah.
Arlandis - will come to london, get lost and find himself in the house of commons. Will teach MPs the way of the viking.
BBAD - will teach blind children how to sing C sharp.
Dave_techie - will get stranded on a desert island. Will still get an internet connection!
Flannelwearin'gal - will become a poet, meet a poor man, fall in love and have three ferrets.
GLENGLEN - will make cakes. Will win a small town cake bake contest.
hippychickmommy - will meet Jesus.
HushBull - will become famous.. one way or another.
MaryJBlaze - will go into the army, will get kicked out for smoking weed.
McLeodGanja - will move out of his parent's house!
mudpuddle - will get a games console.
mystical_shroom - will ride a dinosaur into town. And then laugh at me.
nakedtreehugger - will find a magic 8 ball. Reach enlightenment.
nesta - will get spotted for a modeling job. Within 2 months will be in every magazine cover from Alpha Males Weekly to Zap, electronics magazine.
prissbaby - will do so well at her spanish course she'll move to spain and get an awesome tan.
TheChaosFactor - will eat lotsa lotsa ice cream!

 

i'minmyunderwear WILL solve 121's goddamn fucking "what am i thinking of" thread!


fuck!

 

Jai will replace Arisharwa Rai as screen goddess in Bollywood.

OR have to play Dev's wife in Coronation Street.And suffer the ignimony of moving to Manchester..

OR have her family commit an honour killing on Ressotaspiks, after it emerged he took the Dowry, despite being a serial polygamist.

AND win nexts weeks lottery with...oh I've gone blank

( can't help it - these visions just fade in and out btw...)

 

Hotwater will have a Michael Jackson type operation to change his skin to white so that he'll get hired as a pop-culture reference analyst for BET.

Probably rectal cancer, considering the ungodly amount of shit I produce.

Score!

 

haha.. :cheers2:

And god dammit I am not moving to Manchester.

I'll win the lottery using your criminal number.

 

Ehhh raiiiiight chuck.Toddle down t'pub n feed t'whippets

Which number?The id I'm in on?
Or the one I escaped on?