telekinesis

i've been sitting here for about a half an hour with the front door open. the landlord just fired up the lawnmower out there. my first thought was, "i better get up and close the door." suddenly the door slammed shut!

i'm magic!

 

it was the landlord..he is really mad at you


cause of all of your parties with the loud 80's tunes

 

nooo!! it's the neighbors!

i've lived here exactly a year and i don't think the landlord and i have exchanged more than 20 words...

 

you should go out and say "hi" and see if he/she can give you some sort of good reference as a great tenant..

 

You might have been a scientologist in a previous life.

 

you better shut your mouth!


i'm not worried about a good reference... it's the probation thats holding me back i feel..

 

If you put your mind to it, that might happen.. without my consent.

 

i'm thinking about it really hard.. can you feel it??

 

I havent installed any Cerebral p2p software. The packets are just bouncing off.

 

PM me your address and while i go look for my duct tape...

 

PM sent.

 

LIES!