I might be arrested

now i get it. it was a DUI.

 

You should throw up. It'll make the situation that much more hilarious.

 

No No my friend in the back seat was drunk as fuck but I don't drink and drive

 

you can't make this shit up

 

I'm not making this up.

 

Well, that just settles it then, man, you'd better go and shave your asshole because you'll want it to be all nice and pretty for Bubba.

 

Drinking and driving is against the law, and on top of that you are underaged drinking and did a hit in run... seems you had a wild night.

I'd say you're getting at least 20 years, and maybe a few more for being a moron.

I bet you even solicited a few prostitutes too. :toetap05:

 

That shit only happens in prison. The worse I could get is JJC

 

Why do you know so much?

Sounds like you are a regular at these types of trouble making.

No wonder your Mom took your car.

If that's all it is, then why are you wining around here wanting someone to pat you on the ass and give you a pity party?

 

because he's sad bubba won't.

 

I'm not a regular. Just all of my friends have been arrested.
And I don't want a pity party. I would actually like someone to talk to so I'm not as nervous but what I see here is a bunch of dicks and your making matters worse.

 

because it's fucking hilarious.

 

Me personally, I feel like you're some kid who is making shit up.

 

so explain how you managed to hit a shopping cart and cause something to happen that would warrant the cops to come get you??

you are being vague.

 

thread gives me the giggles

 

well that explains enraged angel's interest in the thread...

 

cold man.

 

well aren't you captain obvious.

 

It was in a good parking spot and so I gave it a bump so it would move out of the space. It went rolling down the hill and spun around and stopped. I took the parking spot and went inside walmart.

 

....like Alaska.

If I would have just looked past the warts and proceeded with the blow job things wouldn't be this way.