I've never bought, never caught, nothing. Cleanest cut guy you'll ever meet. So is SWIM. 1. A friend wanted to get some smoke. SWIM knew somebody who might be able to help, went by, and saw some cops around. Just a coincidence. Too many kids suddenly show up in the area for no apparent reason. Guy says just leave the money, and only SWIM should come back in 20 min or so, friend should stay behind. SWIM drives by and sees at least four cops circling like mad, maybe more that were going around the block, weren't in immediate sight, etc. This is very unusual for this town. One turns around, speeds way up to catch up, then lurks mere inches from SWIM's bumper.... then leaves as SWIM drives away. Nothing like this has happened before, ever. Not by a long shot. We wait an hour until dark, someone made the pickup. Nothing else happened that night. 2. Soon after, someone else gets followed for absolutely no reason, then stopped, then gets a full search and patdown. He was totally unrelated to the first situation, and nothing like this has happened to him before either. 3. A similar search of someone else I know, again for no reason, and again unrelated to the above two occurrences. 4. A couple of days ago, someone was logged into my email at the same time as me, or so it said. I checked the IP addresses of all recent connections. They were all mine. WTF. I didn't have more than one browser window open. WTFF. 5. My [social networking website] messages. Yes, this is key. I get instant email notification. I generally have my [social networking], etc. open as well. I got a couple of messages and comments and was notified by email. I go to my [social networking] inbox and the messages are already marked as "read". There's NEVER more than 20 seconds delay between comment/msg and my email notifications, and I checked the time on them as well to be sure. Someone was reading them as I was receiving them, and it wasn't me. 6. I am NOT on anything. I haven't even done anything at all for a while, and certainly nothing that would give me this kind of paranoia. I don't have personal or family history of paranoia, schizophrenia, etc. etc. 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 = Something very wrong. WTFF. Halp!
And you..... yes you. I keep seeing you everywhere I go on here. Either you're quite the prolific posting-whore, or you're stalking me. But you don't have a huge post count. So you are. Or maybe I'm subconsciously stalking you and don't even realize it yet. Dammit... now I can't even trust myself..... JK... first post is true, btw. So if you're out there... whoever you are... better hope you find me before I find you. And either way, you're not going to be happy when it happens. Even if you make me "disappear", I have people who will be watching so you won't get away with it...
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?p=5526070#post5526070 WAIT, no... whoa... hey, whoa.. wait... no wtf dude, wtf. WTF YO! I was just kidding.. I think... but you see? I'm not losing it, it's true! No it's not, but damn dude, you'd be totally tripping me out if I didn't know I was sane!
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?p=5526086#post5526086 Oh... oh damn, dude... Now I'm really screwed lol!
Not to keep replying to myself, but damn, look at this now.... who replied to my very first post on this forum? http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=357926&f=124 It has to be a coincidence but it's certainly kept me entertained and distracted from the REAL conspiracy!
To OP: Two of the links you posted to where Purp has been stalking you were in the same forum. The other one I didn't see him in. As for the internet thing, you've been hacked. BY FREAKIN' ALIENS!!!! :willy_nilly:
Well out of Jewish Aliens, Mason Aliens or the Alien Bin Laden I think the latter is the most realistic. He's fast. He's scary. He's got badass tentacles... He's the ALIEN BIN LADEN!! :willy_nilly: Quick! save the children!
And house! And country! And name....! Maybe even face! [actually I think someones just hacked their email, just change the password. If that doesnt work like you said get a new one. Another thing they might've done is got keytracker software on there so they can see your keystrokes, in which case anti-viruses and that shit]
