Velociraptor attack?

Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by RajahQar, Apr 12, 2009.

  1. RajahQar

    RajahQar Member

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    Have you ever assessed the vulnerability your current or passed homes to possible Velociraptor attack?
     
  2. _monocontento_

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    this is a great thread because this is a subconscious fear i've had since I was a kid! i have dreams every once in a while about it and always wake up right when they break in
     
  3. RajahQar

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    To tell you the truth, I have had that dream before myself, always interesting. I would say that is why I own a rifle but that would be a lie. The rifle is for post apocalyptic wasteland, not unlike fallout 3 or a much dryer water world(yeah, go figure); if it doesn't happen while I'm around at least I'll leave a rifle to help someone make it in the barren wasteland.
     
  4. _monocontento_

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    thats good thinking! perhaps I should set up a small collection of knives myself, but dont know how much that would do for the raptors. For the apocalypse, what creatures are you preparing for, perhaps zombies?
     
  5. RajahQar

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    Probably mutants and very angry rednecks, the mountains in the mid-west United states are chalk full of them, not that I can talk much; d*&% redneck blood.
     
  6. Xora

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    Oh yeah, I'm secure. Ive made sure of it.

    Now if only I could afford the turrets..
     
  7. RajahQar

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    Mount a 50 cal on top of your house.
     
  8. Guest3985

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    about two years ago with a bunch of my friends, we went down this path to this awsome place called the time machine next to the milwaukee river, and well its like 8 of us we went down to smoke a few bowls. And on the way back walking the trail back (this was at night) I was so high that I just out of nowhere started talking about the velociraptors, like their attack patterns n shit on how they would infiltrate us, and went on for a good while haha. I was so stoned, Fun ass times though.
     
  9. Rael

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    All of my neighbors have had their domiciles wired to traps that will release velociraptor phermones in case of aforementioned attack. Video cameras have also been stategically placed nearby so that the ensuing interspecies erotica will not go unappreciated.

    Check my postings in the love and sex subforum on here periodically for possible video updates.
     
  10. caliente

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    I leave cookies out on my deck for them, so they'll be distracted and I can safely make my getaway.
     
  11. blackcat666

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    they show up here every night. i kick all their asses to hell... raptors are all a bunch of pussies!
     
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