wainwright alberta, I shit you not!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by MaryJBlaze, May 21, 2009.

  1. MaryJBlaze

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    has a one armed 48 year old stripper who has severe stretch marks a botched c-section scar, and really droopy boobies....

    she likes to dance to " journey "and enjoys an ice cold big bear beer...

    If you're ever out that way, be sure to stop in and see a show....it's something you won't soon forget:D
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    that's just AWESOME.
     
  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    good for her. Shake that shit.
     
  4. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    wow hah, that sounds like a very fucked up fiction character
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    and KUDOs the the strip club owners for letting her dance. that's just genius.
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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  8. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    even better. come on mary J. Post it up. dont be teasin!!
     
  9. BlazingDervish

    BlazingDervish Banned

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    Now I know where I'm gonna take my buddy from Detroit when he comes to visit!
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    TAKE A VIDEO CAMERA. please.
     
  11. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    I didn't personally see her, I heard about her from some friends...I am putting it on my list of things to do before i die though, hahah...

    AND, it does sound like a fictional character doesnt it?! i refused to believe it, but after awhile I knew they weren't kidding...reminds me of a skit on snl or madtv or somethin right?!
     
  12. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I love strippers. Fascinating.
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    she must have amazing BJ skills
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you're stripping now? :eek::toetap05:
     
  15. MaryJBlaze

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    gotta do somethin to feed these little ankle biters since your sorry ass left us to travel with the circus...you know....you're not the only bearded lady in the world, they'll end up replacing you too:rolleyes:
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    but i AM the only bearded lady who can walk a tightrope.
     
  17. MaryJBlaze

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    its going to be quite difficult to walk a tight rope with broken knee caps though, isnt it?!:mad:
     
  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    not at my skill level. :cool:
     
  19. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    she sounds like a sick ass comic book character
     
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