"New Balance running shoes. All white people own a pair! Seriously, next time you are at a casual party where guests are encouraged to take off their shoes take a look by the door at the veritable rainbow of New Balance sneakers. But why do white people love them so uniformly? It is pretty simple really. A few years ago it came out that Nike (and other manufacturers) were producing their shoes in Asian sweatshops and then selling them for a very high profit margin. White people were outraged, they generally prefer that children in developing nations first finish high school before working in shoe-producing sweatshops. Otherwise they might look foolish when their co-workers are talking about Catcher in the Rye. This enormous guilt over child labor meant that white people started to stop wearing Nike shoes. Subsequently they were left to find a company that used fair labor practices to make shoes for the sports that they loved most: jogging, hiking, cross-country running, marathons, walking and being seen in retro-sneakers."
holy crap. they really nailed us whiteys down. also, i adore all the ads linked to the proper article.
i like how these articles point out that white people will really love something if it can be obscured and manipulated to benefit them personally...at the others expense. that's the genius of these articles. it shows our true nature. exploit anyone and everything possible to make ourselves feel good. hahaha.
OH LOOK! cool site crossovers: (305): If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
freaking awesome. i guess they can respond by just linking to the "white people like being offended" one.
i really want some sushi now, though. but i'll just make a pot roast instead. any vegans here to offend?
there is not much anyone here can do to argue against these articles...like you have hinted, someone can easily find a related article that explains that reaction/argument in white prespective...hahaha.
jeez, i'd never heard of ed hardy before this, and now it's all over the place! (512): HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter? wth? i don't think the colorado customs people allow ed hardy into the state.
hey, i'm in the very heart of gringolandia. it's all new balance, columbia vests, whole foods, co ops and socially aware local foods advocates.