Do you think Captain Crunch is bald?

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  1. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    You know the dude on the cereal box.

    I mean seriously, I have never seen him without his Captain hat on.

    What do you think?
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    must be related to the bret micheals guy... :rolleyes:
     
  3. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Dunno if he's bald or not. Think I saw a parody of him once and they insinuated he was bald.

    I know I haven't eaten that shit in years though. Scrapes the hell out of the top of my mouth. :mad:
     
  4. Sylph ish

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    I know that I dont like the shape of his cereal
     
  5. Holographic Trousers

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    Maybe, it's the mystery behind what's under his hat that makes the cereal sell.

    I mean, in Hey Arnold, no one ever knew Arnold's last name, and that always kept me tuned in.
     
  6. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Aw crap. I am going to have to google that one. I don't really watch TV so I have no clue who he is.

    Well after several months in Central America, I will eat damn near anything that is processed and packaged

    What is the shape? I think it is square or something.

    I always thought it was the fact that it was coated with sugar that sold it.

    Now I am pondering going out and buying 6 boxes of it to investigate.
     
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    captain crunch should take bret micheals out and make him walk the plank..:seeya:
     
  8. raz5

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    no way
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    the picture provided is too small to tell for sure, but there seems to be a white tuft of something below his left eyebrow. he could still be well on his way to baldness though, and i'm still not entirely sure that's even hair i'm seeing...
     
  10. Boogabaah

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    they'd probably get drunk and suck face for tv.... :rolleyes:
     
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    captain crunch hangs out in Jamaica, and the Caribbean he has dreadlock.. :p
     
  12. Unknown American

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    Well what is with the huge hat? That looks like a Napoleon hat.

    Any captain knows it is proper manners to take off your hat when you eat. It does not add up.

    Hope you are right.

    Sorry I have not bought my 6 boxes of it yet. I pulled it off the net.
     
  13. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    He looks pretty old... :)
     
  14. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Also, we don't have that here or in NZ :eek:

    Not that I've seen.

    Our cereal people have hair :)
     
  15. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I don't know.

    but...

    I think he wouldn't have eyebrows without his hat.

    .
     
  16. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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  17. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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  18. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I read that as 'turned on'. :D

    I'd never heard of Captain Crunch before now but I think he has hair. He's just embarrassed about it all being white.
     
  19. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Perhaps the Captain needs to use "Just for Men" hair die.

    But still I can see he has some hair but he could be totally bald on top.:eek:
     
  20. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Chances are that's whats true.

    I rarely see a guy with white hair on top.
     
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