Of all you the people you would fuck.......

I would jump her bones in a heart beat, she is hot!!

 

I had a dream awhile back that Heath Ledger showed up at my house dressed all up like Joker, told me he was afraid I was going to die (why, I dunno), and then fucked and licked my brains out for like hours (my GOD it was good). It was freaky AND hot. But mostly hot.
Then this guy I fucking hate that lives here in town showed up at my house and said there were llamas in my backyard (wtf?) and they needed water but my well wouldn't work (well!?....what well?)....so my new fuck buddy had to go help him fix the well. I sat on the deck smoking cigarettes and glaring at them. Fortunately, kids and hubby weren't home for the freaky sex-a-thon or the llama/well water incident.

 

mc chris...i know he is small and nerdy but i find him so hot lol

 

Clint Eastwood. Yes I know he's 80. Bring on the Viagra and the Man With No Name!

 

miley cyrus

 

^^^ That would be pretty damn fun.

 

steve buscemi. lol actually on second thought, i wouldnt be ashamed to admit it. theres something about him i find really hot.