Hipforums King Election

Isn't Skip the King?

 

oh no way! he loses!

 

oh that was for the fat guy




skip... well, no....... just no

 

haha I am probably being really annoying with posting all of these pics, but hell, I just cant help myself..haha
this guy comes with a free lawn mower..

 

oh god




no, he doesnt qualify either

 

oh come on, love flower! They are so kingness-worthy!

Holly
Go shrooms! Those are fun!

 

iam the acorn king! does that count?

 

you are the king of a neighboring town, but not this one!



remember, you gotta have a penis so we can have babies and carry on the royal blood

 

david bowie is the king?

 

i already told you, clooney is the king!

 

I still think Chris Hardwick should be king..

 

I don't care who's king, but I do wanna be the princess. Queen would be too demanding of a job, like a manager or something. I just wanna be spoiled, lazy, and rich.

 

i wanna be the village idiot or a jester, ohhh, can i be a hag

 

I wanna be the girl that's just sort of always there...in the background getting all the perks of royalty but really isn't royalty.

 

you might wanna pull out a few teeth first, cuase everyone knows hags are toothless. And you'll need to have at least 6 illigitimate (sp?) children by our future king....after all, he'll need a reason to keep you around.

 

haha, yay, I better start roughin myself up and get a burlap potatoe sack and make it into an outfit

 

or how about the village bicycle?

 

haha, no way, Id rather be an idiot than the village whore, or transportation if thats what you meant

 

ooh...does the bicycle get paid?

 

The bicycle gets paid in liquid assets! So yes!