the grossest thing thats happened to me recently. Last friday night I was drinking at my brothers. It was raining outside and we went on to his balcony so he could have a cigarette. I has fairly cut so I was not to aware of my surroundings. I slipped, did the splits, dropped my beer, then got up and laughed it off. We went inside and my brother slurs to his girlfriend "shit be careful babe, the balcony is fucking slippery." She was sober, she goes, "slippery, its a cement floor, how can rain make it slippery?" Well moments later I found out in the summer they let their cat live on the balcony and I had slipped in the biggest pile of wet cat shit you could ever want to see. Peace and Love
I got a fly in a cup of coffee once. It was drip coffee and the lid was right next to the cash register so there was little time for the fly to land in it. I went to take a drink and it plugged up so when I took the lid off the dead fly was stuck in the little hole. The did give me a new cup from a different pot.