sometimes walking through the supermarket late at night

can make you feel like a piece of meat
(that escaped the butcher, i guess.)
when did the supermarket become the hot place to pick people up?
maybe its because the store is near a college. Twas slightly uncomfortable, all i wanted was my bananas and weetabix.


(i mean, if i had some whip cream in the cart then sure, i could understand someone assuming im looking for a fun sexy time)

 

People randomly hit on you at the supermarket?

That's rather creepy.

I'm glad I'm not a girl, I'd be a cute skinny one and I'd have to tell people to fuck off alot.

 

you have no idea what is like. once a girl reaches a certain age, its like bam you're an object now to men who dont know you. Sometimes its ok - like you get special treatment, men always want to help you and are looking out for you. but its also enough to make you constantly self-conscious because you can feel when people are looking at you, and i dunno, i hate that feeling 'oh god oh god he's gonna approach me' and then you have to kindly brush the attention away. Im not an attention whore, so i dont like it.

 

Yeah, shit... that kind of attention from complete and probably creepy strangers would drive me into homicidal rage.

I don't think I've ever hit on a random girl in my life though, so at least I know I'm not guilty of crap like that.

 

the supermarket is a fun place

 

To steal from and to mullet-watch?

 

those + much much more

 

Statutory rape of 5 year olds left unattended by their parents?

 

i've never gone late at night

college dudes can be out there. esp frat boys.

 

The vile scum that plagues the neon hallways.

 

just make sure to use those french breadsticks on the 5 year old

 

Just shout, "get away from me creep!"

Sorry you felt uncomfortable mate. Show no mercy!

 

be fair, they can be alright.

 

As alright as any other regular, dull, sex-starved, dreamless, materialistic, obscurely-insecure, penis envying chap.

 

then there's the occasional exception to the rule, who also happens to be exceptionally awesome.

 

There are exceptions to every law.

Yet there is still something rather wrong with people that join frats.

I do understand the political gain one can achieve through them though...

Yet I don't like politicians.

 

if only i'd thought of that.

this is what i get for going to the common man's grocery, rather than the yuppie paradise that is Whole Foods.

 

it may be out of character for some of these exceptions, but i think it's a hot contrast.

of course, i am being hypocritical because i probably wouldn't want to get anything on with one, even if he was awesome.

 

I completely avoid them unless I know them from class or something.

Some are o.k.

A few are really cool but usually get uppity after a couple of years in the frat.

All in all, I hope they all die.

 

I know exactly how you feel with my smile, charm, and boyish good looks
I have women constantly checking me out

But unlike you, I don’t mind in the least and often flirt with the attractive ones


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