when puking on mushrooms make sure to

make sure to puke outside on the shaded side grass area.

swim, remembers the first time eating mushrooms and had to puke because swim was drinking beers, swim puked on grass, all bear with tiny chunks possibly but didn't bother to look because swim was enjoying the mushrooms. two wks went by and waLAH there was a one giant stalk of 25 or 30.. don't remember but it was a lot! i think beer might have given some nutrients to the mushrooms, since beer is made of grains. :cheers2:

 

im sorry for being skeptical but i dont believe it. however if thats true. thats amazing.

 

swim only threw up once that time. and maybe it doesn't happen every time whem somone puke. but this happened for swim and has nothing to gain from lieing about this incident.

it was during the the month of june, temperature, somewhere around 65-70, decent humidity. it's fungus, it can grow just about anywhere. swim even saw fungus grow out of crack of concrete.

 

try taking a edible mushroom, make a spore print, mix it with water or even beer! and try splashing it on your grass area, if swiy can, find a mushroom patch, thats already going, so than swiy can see, if it does happen. this is just a thought, swim never tried on the grass with the edible spores. it might be a good learning experience tho.

 

I hate to be a hater also, but this is completely false. IF there were mushrooms there, it was a freak accident, your stomache acids, and the alcohol in the beer, did nothing at all to help any spores germinate, and create a 2 week mycelium growth in your yard.

 

well, go eat some mushroom caps and down it with some beer and puke it out.

it's fungus, it can grow anywhere. yea, acid and alchohol won't help spores but each cap has probably millions of spores, swim had four. lol swims a grownass man, no reason to lie about throwing up. but thats cool. swim just wanted to share experience, and if someone gonna throw up the mushies they ate, well, might as well be in a spot where mushis can grow

 

riiiiiiiight

 

Then why don't you just say I?

 

lol at seeing a mushroom form in 2 weeks.

obviously beer is the secret ingredient for making mushrooms grow 3X faster

 

I think you guys are on to something here! We are going to be the first people ever to grow 3 foot tall mushrooms!!! How could we not have thought about it earlier?? Just add alcohol!

 

took me a while to see that, too.

 

Well, SWIM (or I) have been growing mushrooms, and studying mycology since 2001. SWIM, (or I) can 99.9999999999999999999999999% ASSURE you that you puking DID NOT produce mushroom growth within 2 weeks.

Please, next time you puke, bag it up, and mail it to me so that I may study, copy, and patent your vomit and change the field of mycology as we know it forever.

 

this is getting really funny.. lol

the message swim wanted to get across was just in case, someone feel like throwing up, why not go puke on your grass. because you never know.

and swim don't know how that grew out of a lawn just like that. state was illinois, so they don't produce cubensis, and this was in a backyard lawn, just sharing experience here. that is it. lol swim didn't mean to offend hipsters, but in doubt, go ahead a take regualr edible mushroom from the grocery section and step on it, spit on it, watever during decent humidity season. have fun hipsters

 

we are not a paranoid site that tells people to use swim for every post they make.

just say "I"

 

Obviously Swim's beer was infected with radiation thus causing miraculous growth! Cmon its science bimbo...FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!