Uh, weirdest request ever. Unless its a parental unit trying to keep their kid from gaining access to dread info?
I was in this same situation. Yeah. In my case at least, it was parents who weren't too happy to have their innocent child associating with a bunch of no-good hippies. As far as your request, I don't think they do closings of accounts. You should be able to get banned though. Of course, if HippieHillbilly hasn't yet, you might have a pretty tough time Send a message to Skip, and explain the situation and ask him if there's anything he can do to help.
Then just don't log in for a while... Ha. You'll have to do better than that. Your best bet is to upload child porn or something. Of course, you'll probably get arrested. Hmmm. I don't know, man.