Psycho analyze me.....

It'll be fun.

You can ask questions if necessary.

 

that's going to take YEARS. HAHAHHA

 

Are you a fantasist, in respect to the vision of your/your family's future lifestyle ?

 

your g/f says your gay. Not sure what that means but there must be underlying issues that i dont have time to tackle right now.

 

I guess it would depend on how you view goal tracking and things like. I don't write stories or poetry or anything, but I have a vision board and that sort of thing.

 

Gee.... thanks Dave.

You've been so helpful. :toetap05:

 

:willy_nilly:

 

Is that your analysis of me, or is that you thinking about trying to analyze me?

 

It can be both

 

I'll study up the nature of your issues tonight and let you know tomorrow, in the meanwhile, dont eat a bullet, ok?

 

You have strong self-esteem issues.

Love, dr. bird.

 

Aye Aye captain.

Do you have any other acceptable snack suggestions in the mean time?

 

your eyes are blue so you tend to prefer women with blue eyes.
you perv off late high school/early college barely legal girls.
you try to come across as a tough jerk smartass, but you're really soft inside.
you don't care much for keeping relations with a "fuck it attitude" but sometimes you find it makes you feel lonely. even so, your fascade doesn't reveal it.
you are highly mischievous.

 

Any questions?

1)As a child, were u ever forced to play a piano with a lollipop up your arse?

2)Would you like a free piano lesson?

 

So.......We Are Being Asked To Go, Where No Man Has Gone Before..

Mission Impossible.!!......



Cheers Glen.

 

Tell me about your maternal rape fantasies, my son.

 

Not present to my knowledge. Never consciously thought about raping me mum....

 

You're a good boy.

 

Nachos but hold the jalapenos. They might make you cry.

 

You gonna ring a bell and give me a bisquit now too?

Dave...You're just on a roll today aren't ya?