What do you do?

Simple question, what do you do?
Tell me a little about yourself, and I will decide your fate.

 

im a free-wheeling-pig squealing-shut-window-deal-sealing nobody....and i love it.

a little about me...in about six months ill be in a van touring this country for a year.

 

Hmm, interesting your life will go pretty well until your 32nd birthday I can't get into specifics just try to be more careful next time.

 

oh, is this a scam where you will now charge me for the specifics?

if so, i like your style.

 

Paypal is the only acceptable form of payment, but I guess I can take a money order.

 

I'm a waitress and a university student doing journalism.

I pick up rubbish I see on the footpath.

 

You will be a fox news reporter and Bill O'reilly will seduce you.

I am so sorry.

 

:drool5:

Aweeesoomee

 

I'm a full time volunteer for HFH. I've got two film projects I'm working on right now... I've never maid a dime for film work. I sing a lot at my coworkers at HFH.

I'm terrible at untying knots, it angers up my ADD. I'm a bad ass with a heart of gold.

 

i'm a massage therapist. i'm in love with someone i can't have anytime in the foreseeable future. i'm a perpetual kindergartener and i love it.

 

I'm going to print this and hang it on my wall. Every time you crack a spelling joke at me, I'm going to look at it and smile.

I do whatever it takes to make money. I'm a salesman I s'pose, job or no job.

 

i am a shitty student. i really don't do anything but bitch and get angry and break shit. i sleep all the time. when i'm awake, i'm either an asshole or i'm ingesting something that i shouldn't be.

 

Go nuts. I saw tree huggers sig and have had maid on the brain for days. That's my story.

 

you are as depressed as you look

 

You will make it big with a film in 2011.
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider become contestants on a game show, but little did they know that they would fall in love with one of the judges, who actually turns out to be a duck bill platypus.

You will make it big in hollywood eventually working with the greats like Carlos Mencia, Jimmy Fallon, and every other shitty comedian until you get a brain aneurysm from tying your shoes.

 

Indian Chief, really I am.

 

You will join the army and become a black nationalist.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zuv1DnT8r0
that's me.
be hot is what i do.

 

You will continue your depression until you discover the cure for restless leg syndrome.

 

Carlos Mencia? Can't my brain just bleed now?