What the FUCK is an enterprise czar?

With all this scandal about MPs milking expenses and all the rest of it, what does Gordon the moron do? He gives a job to Alan fucking Sugar!

Fuck that. No-one elected that capitalist ****, why the fuck should he get a job in the government?

Oh yeah that's what we need, an enterprise czar. FUCK the lot of them!

Death to Alan Sugar!

 

That is actually crazy. They were thinking of manouvering him into position for Labour mayoral candidate to stop Ken Livingstone running again, but I can't believe they're giving him a peerage just to put him in the cabinate. This will be viewed cynically by absolutely everyone. It's a clear sign of a drowing government gasping for air....

 

It total fucking populism/hype. If brown thinks this is going to save the world... aherm I mean his party then he is living in cloud cuckoo land.

At least we've now got rid Geoff Hoon.

Trouble is, whoever they replace any of these positions with will be no better, I can guarantee it, which I am NEVER voting again.

This is what I say, eet fuk prime minister, twat.

 

this is a enterprise car Note "cant see shit"..

 

Here's an Enterprise arse.

 

lol.

 

Don't knock Kirk, he's a legend! How many times have you saved the world eh, eh?

 

No I ain't evva saved the world, but I 'aven't got a space ship have I!

 

Excuses excuses

 

And if Alan Sugar is such a great entrepreneur, where the fuck is Amstrad now?

 

lolz. Amstrad! i used to have some sound system of theres many moons ago, it was my dads and he gave it me, and it broke.

and no, i'm not stalking you mcleod.

 

I wouldn't mind if you were Opel, it would make a refreshing change from the police!

But yeah, my point in case. Amstrad are a complete and utter business failure! Why doesn't Gordon Brown employ Steve Jobs instead?

Apart from the fact he is American, we probably couldn't afford his expenses, let alone his salary expectations.

 

even worse, if sir alan is employed by GB does that mean that the airhead that wins the apprentice will be transported onto the politics front line too?

GOD HELP US. RUN FOR COVER!

 

Haha, never thought of that, I wouldn't rule out the possibility.

I still can't believe Gordon has done this, I didn't think he was that much of a moron. Like people are going to buy a stunt like that!

 

oh he is. and worse. if only jade goody were still alive................

 

I know wotcha mean, her death has offset the moron radar in most other moron's favour. Her untimely absence alone set back the Gaussian distribution of moronity by a good half median.

 

lmao.......if she arose tomorrow, she would be chancellor.

 

She'd give Ann Widdecombe a fright for sure.

 

lmao. she sure would.


man, that would be epic, if only life was that much fun.

 

I think he sold it a couple of years ago for several hundred million...