i confess... my balls itch.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by blackcat666, Jun 7, 2009.

  1. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    it is hot, and i'm sweating. my first case of jock itch for 2009... summer must be near.
    dried my balls and put powder on them... i feel so much better now!
     
  2. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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  3. wally m

    wally m 14

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    I'm going to take a shower right now.
     
  4. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    Clip all the hair off real short and rub some Lotramin on them. I never ever got it again.
     
  5. [BDM]Starscream

    [BDM]Starscream Member

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  6. Xzei

    Xzei Member

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    I know the feeling.
    My balls have itched all fucking day.
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    A shower with soap also helps every now and then. Pour some Listerine on your private area, it feels tingly and it is an antiseptic..
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i done that once, i was sterile for a week.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    gold bond...the green bottle one not the gold one[​IMG]
     
  10. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    yeah take it from him
    i'm sure he knows
    lol ;)
     
  11. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    Sterile as in what?
     
  12. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    As in infertile due to temporary mercury poisoning... on my balls...
     
  13. ishgabibbles2.0

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    i stoped wairing underwaire and now i get ventilation so they dont itch
     
  14. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i think i found the permanent answer to itching balls!
    i'm going to the wood pile, and put my balls on the chopping block... bring down the axe, and watch them go flying off into the clear blue voyander.
    no more itching balls... ever again!
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Whatever you do, dont let the cat scratch them for you
     
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