Doesnt matter how exciting a new job is when you start, its eventually going to end up sucking big time Nobody likes getting old, you dont look as good and your body hurts more Every parent that has more than one kid has a favourite For most people only 3 of their 283 friends on Facebook are actually their friends No we aint going to fully recover from the World financial crisis, India and China are going to get richer at our expense Mel Gibson is going to end up paying 1/2 billion to make babies with a russian supermodel and we think its men that rule the world? Doesnt matter how much you make, beer still tastes the same and pot still gets you just as stoned 30 years of blaming your parents for the way you turned out only to find all they really cared about was you didnt become a teen pregnancy statistic Your turn
Not true. Well, the not looking good and feeling bad stuff is true, but I can't wait to be an old lady. My friend Erica and I are going to buy a house and sit on our front porch, throwing rocks at a bunch of little kids. We have it all planned out.
I spend my days volunteering building houses for people. if I didn't like it I'd quit. People love me.