I'm writing a speech

For my final exam. It's a persuasive speech on how drugs are bad. I'm pretty much just bullshiting.. it has to be 4 minutes long, it's like 5 paragraphs and only 1 minute 56 seconds long XD

 

Why the fuck are you in a drug lounge asking how to write a speech that's anti-drug? :tongue:

 

just say no!


LOL I feel like a toolsaying that.

 

Use this forum as a reference.

Endless amounts of material.

 

Ha im not asking for help cannabissoul.

Just felt like bringing it up, ahaha.


My speech is only 2 minutes long.. I need atleast 3 more paragraphs.. or one big ass one XD.

 

Write about how your dad left and he didn't pay child support because he had to buy drugs instead, and how your mom used drugs while she was pregnant and you were subsequently born with three ears and no penis.

 

Thatd be pretty fucked up man.

You shouldnt think of things like that lol

 

Write about how Marc Emery could face up to a lifetime in jail because of drugs. Or talk about how mules are used to smuggle drugs into the country and they risk their life for drug dealers.

Talk about the social effects of drugs.

 

drugs are bad mmkay?

 

Ha. Ive already written about 2 minutes 40 seconds worth.. ha, now i feel like im just repeating myself XD.

But it's more about the length of the speech... ahah.

 

Whats funny is how this is the first sentence of my speech: Hi my name is Tyler Goulet I’m here today to tell you that drugs are very bad.

 

you should say mmkay after that. i'm sure it will make everyone laugh and the teacher won't get it

 

my favorite antidrug evidence from health class was the example of kids trying to peel themselves because they were on angeldust - they thought they were oranges.

 

I think im going to. ahahah.


Ima be like "Drugs are VERRRY bad... mmmkay"

 

I heard about that, thats crazy.. peeling urself..

 

Why would you do an anti drug speech? Drugs aren't bad. Stupid people that give drugs a bad reputation are.

 

Cause it's fairly easy to write about.


I left weed out

 

You HAVE to right a speech about how drugs are bad?!

That is just dumb.

 

It takes a special persuasive talent to successfully argue the side of an issue you do not agree with. I beg to differ- I think it's a very good challenge.

 

No, I HAVE to write a 4 minute long persuasive speech.

i chose this as my topic, it was pretty easy. I'm finally done with it though.