Boobs. Again.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gyro Gearloose, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    while reading the other thread about boobs (You ask which thread? Just choose one, there are enough boob-threads in the forums ;-) a report I've seen some time ago comes to mind. It was a report about a product named R*doll and its vendees. R*doll is a doll for the grown ups. It has not only boobs, no, all assets a (male, I guess) consumer can think about are available. It's a facking expensive master piece of engineering. They even customise the doll for you. Like a red haired and one eyed wench? No problem. Bring money, they build it for you. And if the doll can't stand the hard every day life, they repair it for you.

    For the report they interviewed some consumers. Some of them looked and acted totally normal, like you and, uhm, I. Some are a little bit, hm, lets say advanced. One guy had a collection of dolls. They showed an episode where he dates a real woman. You may have heard about real women. That ones, which are complaining about headaches sometimes or having their raging moments. So, this guy dated one of them. At first she seemed to be curious about the hobby of her soon to be new boyfriend. But as she sat on the couch with one or two of his other 'girl friends' she looked a little bit freaked out. I guess they never became a couple. But, to make this clear, that was not his failure. He tried hard to brush up his girls, used make up etc. They looked like the best meat one can get in the cheapest red light district.

    The report was hilarious. I feel sorry for some of the guys. But anyways, it was hilarious.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Lesson number one: If you are the owner of a realdoll, do not show it to a girl until the third date.
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I had a nightmare involving mannequins last night. Real Dolls are creepy as hell...the people who "play" with them are a close second on the creep scale...
     
  4. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    no no, she's not mine. Cynthi, uhm, she belongs to my sister ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  5. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    *sniffsniff* I smell a story waiting to be told ;).


    The dolls are not my cup of tea, too. But maybe there are people outside in the world, who are not socially retarded and who use them as a toy to enrich their lifes? Who knows. At least they don't harm other people.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I think Dave_techie posted a link to that documentary once...Guys and Dolls or something to the effect. I really liked that one dude with the long hair, he seemed like a fellow I'd get along with.
     
  7. Holographic Trousers

    Holographic Trousers Member

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    Where's Jait?
    ROFL...
    I read the title alongside the beat of "Dhoom again"
     
  8. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha.. :D

    I read it as something else, I can't remember what now though.:(
     
  9. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    My favourite bit of the whole thing :D

    It's.... it's caught on?!?!? :eek:
     
  10. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'm using it now. :D
     
  11. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    Blah! :willy_nilly: Spooooooooooooky! :eek:
     
  12. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Oh yes I heard on your audio recording :D

    You've got the most gorgeous lil English accent!!! :p
     
  13. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Of course. :cool: Fack is the new black.

    And of course to the accents too. xD

    I'm just waiting for Odon/Ress/McLeod/any other brit to post now.
     
  14. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Oh gosh :eek:

    I'm always puttin' American accents on the brit posters :rolleyes:

    I've just realised I'm still doin' it to all three of the above. Sorry. :(
     
  15. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    I knew you would notice it ;).


    We should observe the birthrate. If it goes down... OMG, it goes down ;). Hm, the vendor has a webpage and there is an article at wikipedia about this mechanical wenches. So I guess they are still in business.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  16. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    so he isn't as technophobic as I thought the other day ;)?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  17. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    His name is dave techie, it would be pretty weird if he was technophobic. :D
     
  18. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    How? :eek:
     
  19. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    do you know the guy they call Towers? He is a mite.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  20. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    I was a lurker in this forum over the last year or so.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
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