if you woke up

and the above poster was in your bed, what would you do/say?

 

whats the above poster?

 

ignoring newjerseykiller's post...i would say

are you 15 or 19? what i would say next would depend on the answer to that

not really, i have a gf
i'm good boy

so i guess i'd say "threesome?"

 

i'd say "sorry, I don't pork pigs!"

 

"who the hell are you?!"

 

i don't know who you are or why you are here.. but you may as well suck my dick now that you're already in my bed

 

Lol just because i dont know forum speech quite yet. lol.

Yeah, i have a girlfriend..so id be pretty fuckin confused.

so i guess....What the Fuck? lol

 

why is there a dude in my bed.

what happened last night?

 

i would hide my pipe

 

smoke one damnit.

 

And i would hide my herb!!! :rofl:

 

"grandma?"

no offense

 

Look at my PIC, you Baster!!!

Do i LOOK like a Grandma???

Okay,

well,

don't answer that. :sifone:



My Response:

Holy SHIT! Fresh Meat!!! Let's get to Makin' some Bacon!!! :rofl:

 

my grandma is kinda young if that's any condolence. look at my pics. do i look like a pig? obviously i'm asking for it with the avatar, but that's just to match my username

 

i would cook you breakfast in bed

 

nice! i would eat it
bacon i hope

 

I'd kill myself. No offense, man. lol

 

can i have some xanax?

 

We already ate all of the xanax. lol That's how we ended up in bed together. haha

 

I would say "Fuck yes"