what would you say if you had to speak

at the person above's funeral?

 

"well...she really liked jambalaya, and I'm sure we're all hungry" (I'm gonna assume your funeral would be filled with druggies) "Let's go eat some creole"

 

Cash ruled everything around him, he got purp by the pound, lets light this blunt in honor of him, rest in beats.

 

Fun dude...seemed to be very friendly...i wish i had gotten the chance to smoke a J with em

 

he liked iron maiden, so that means he must have played with madness. All is fair in love and war.


Honestly we should all unite and smoke multiple j's

 

sucks he was from new jersey....may he be in a better place now

 

i'd sing the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enTPV_wkKbA

Then i'd say,

"His spirit will be missed."

Y'all are too FAST ~ this was for NewJerseyKiller!

 

Lol i enjoyed both of those quotes...And i do enjoy that Can I Play With Madness...reference :] boy i wish i could meet up and smoke js with alot of people on this forum

 

why am i the one speaking at his funeral? i didn't even know him.

 

He always preferred alot of water in his bong

 

where is the bathroom?

 

the jewfro ceases to be.
and i'd play a nice drum n bass song and make everyone sit n listen to it fully. even your grandma

 

Oh how I wished I would have had sex with this gorgeous woman before she died, oh well I have this half ounce blunt to smoke in her honor

 

I don't know what I'd say at Connor's funeral, aside from pointing out his obvious awesome-ness, but I'd smoke half of a blunt and put the other half in the casket, so it would be like we're sharing a blunt:sifone:

 

Smoke more, drink more, party hard.

 

LOL!






oh, woe is me! he's dead! how i wish i would have granted his only dying wish of having sex with me. oh, yay, rigor mortis!

 

"Take me with you"

 

Rigor only lasts about 72 hours, so you'd better enjoy yourself, quickly! :rofl:

She was cool,

But she fell in the pool,

And now she's all covered

in watery drool!

 

I'd say "Damn....this bitch skipped me in the funeral thread". haha

 

I hope he left me a bag before he left