Fuck! Dealer wants to kill me!

Ok so heres the deal, me an my m8s really wanted sum weed a couple of hours ago so we called this guy who i got sum weed off once before. He sounded pretty fucked up on the phone an said he was doin pills an wether or not i wanted speed several times but i said no. So anyway we agreed to me at this car park but he was late so we called him to see were he was an he said he'd just got the 4 grams of speed for me, an i was like, nah man we only want weed. An he was like, your fuckin jokin?!!! you fuckin dickhead, stay there, your dead! SZo me an my mates ran like fuck for ever properly shittin ourselves cause hes a scally an these types of ppl have connections to ppl who beat the shit outta kids on a regular basis for kicks! So hes after my ass, still proper shacky.

An i feel so put off from weed now.

If only weed was legal then i wouldnt have to put up with fukin prick like that tryin to sell me speed.

 

fuckin crazy crackheads. they give proper drug users a bad name. you should get a circle of friends to stand against the crackheads (sounds like this guy might be packin so you might want to get a gun).
good luck

 

man..... i wish i lived in the UK... your vocabulary has so much more flare to it

 

I say you go over to his house and fucking rip his head off and eat it...Following a big bowl of hydro....

 

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only if you like the taste of crack

 

"fucking rip his head off and eat it..."
dude i agree to the MAX

*BAHAHAHAHA*

 

Dude!! ever seen Jackie Brown? You are a British Ordell!!! (Samuel L Jackson's role) lol

Just find another dealer man!! Fuck him!! High on his own supply.

 

Well, I've told people this all the time. If you can't handle the life-style that's forced upon you as a pothead, you shouldn't do it. You just find a new dealer when shit like that happens. In South Memphis/Murfresburo at Orange Mound I had a dude pull out a weapon at a Mc.Donalds and take everything I own, including my C.D. player. You kind of have to walk away from it and change tomorrow for the better. I don't buy from strangers anymore. I just go without when my good dealer is dry or if he's in jail. Generally it's not too hard to make a few good friends that deal, or who know a really great dealer.

It's a good thing you didn't get shot or beaten to shit though. English people have such funny jargon. "after we properly shit ourseleves." lol

 

Make sure while you're eating his head to piss down his neck.

 

but if youve had a big bowl of hydro before hand, you might mistake his vase for his head, so i dont think it would bge the best idea

 

Wow shitty dude. Don't buy from tweakers and the like... I doubt he will care enough once he crashes off whatever he was on, but I bet he had to front the cast to get the speed and got pissed because you said you didn't want it. Some people are fucking crazy... Find a better connection and be safe bro.

 

lol i like the fact that you arericans love ur guns. here in britain guns arnt very popular, hes more likely to knife me. knives are very popular amunst these fuckers

guns for show, knives for a pro.....

 

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just knives? hell yeah, you can take em easy. just bring a wooden baseball bat (practice your swinging first) it should give distance between you and a blade, work to block the knife, and if you are really good you can use it close range to disarm your opponent or chock em. i say go for it, beat the crap out of em steal his stash and tell him that the next time you see him he's dead (form a possie first in case of a retaliation)

 

First of all, dude, he's 16, it's not like he can just walk out and buy a gun.

Second, that's not what smokin weed should be about. And I don't encourage shooting anyone, even someone who ripped you off or, as in this case, who is just kinda pissed off at you. Just find a better dealer and leave it alone.

 

^What he said. You know what, though? It kind of sucks for you Brits. You have to be stabbed to death instead of a quick shot to the head, and if your cops get uppidy you have to take a wooden stick to the head a few thousand times, rather than being shot in the face and having that be that. lol I'm not so sure which I'd rather have. Death > being mentally retarded for the rest of my life.

 

God Damnit, I hate all these crazy crack heads/ coke monkeys/ tweakers/ amp heads! None of em can listen for two damn seconds, all you wanted was some weed and now your gunn get killed. well have fun

 

thanx alot!

 

I don't pay people like that any mind. 90% of it is talk.


Ascrema (sp?) the martial art, teaches how to defend against blade attacks very well, if you actually want to be smart and disciplined about this.

 

Man your scottish i thought you guys could handle maces preety well!! (just kiddin) Most of the time crack heads look scary but really are just too dull/retarded to launch an effective attack, mabey just call the police on him?

 

we call them crackers here

theres alot i could say about this from my own personal experiences

and if i could only remember all the times ive been ripped off and calculate how much ive been ripped off, at least a grand i know in the last couple years, my brother has probably had 3 or 4 grand stolen and his motorcycle vandalized all in the same time frame, about 6 months or so, but this wasnt with mary j


it happens, risking and gambling really

yeah UK's version of english is pretty amusing isnt it?

good luck