Someone has been stealing my cigarettes

I usually keep them on the front porch. I've tried to remember to bring them in, but every time I've forgotten, they've been stolen. Yesterday during broad daylight while I was home, and this morning while I was taking my kids to daycare. I was going to soak some in bleach and leave them to get stolen, but my hubby says I shouldn't.

 

I say kill them, theives don't deserve to live.

 

Someones been stealing my bleach!

 

My front porch is gone!

 

It's your kids.

 

i usually keep my wallet at the side of the road. i can't figure out why it's never there the next day...

 

Put a pack of those novelty exploding cigarettes out there. Or even better, put a few of those in a regular pack of cigarettes.

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It's probably your kids......

Otherwise do something to the smokes and don't tell your husb.......

Wait a fuckin minute!!!! Maybe he doesn't want you to put them in bleach because he's the one stealing them!!!!

 

That's a good thought. I wonder if he's capable..... haha

I dunno about bleach, but maybe roll some tobacco out, mix it up in some ground pepper and put it back in.

That'll teach 'em without leading to a grand jury investigation.

 

lol, maybe you should roll your own cigarettes.