what should I do for my 10,000th post?

And don't tell me 'Go to Disney World' or to stick it somewhere.

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hour-long montage of all your best posts over the years.

 

That would last about one minute.

A list of all the threads I killed? Now that could last an hour!

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What year did you first post?Before the change over in 'o4?

 

Make it a thread in which you demand boobie pics in celebration of your glory.

 

It should be, "tits or GTFO"

 

How about "Ten thousand boobies"?

 

you could make your self a "congratulations" card.

 

use it to necropost your oldest thread

 

you could just be like me and notice in a couple days that you're at 10,122 and you missed it.

 

use it to post the burning cat montage that Skip likes to see

 

I'm pretty sure you have to be at 20k to be qualified to do that. Learn your bonus structure.

Retire the name at 9,999. Stick it to the man.

 

but 10,000 is so pwetty...

Write a short post in a colour you can't see. I.E. do nothing.

 

nudes!

 

Screen cap. and use it as the 10 001 thread starter. cuase we need real hard hitting topics.

 

Go to Disneyland!`

 

Hire an expensive Hooker

 

isn't that what you do an 25000?
I think at 10000 you go with a cheap down and out over the hill street walking hooker

 

How about this. After celebrating post 10,000, I resurrect an old thread where I had about 5 posts. I post something terrible that gets the thread erased. Then I'm back at 9,995 and can celebrate again when reaching 10,000 again!

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or gets you banned