Stranger

Step 1)sit on your hand
Step 2)wait for it to get numb
Step 3)after hand is numb remove from under butt
Step 4) masturbate

 

lol. Especially nice if you aint getting any. Ima try it out with my wife.

 

What, no feeling!? Never!
I must have touchy-feely feedback!

 

I never understood this whole concept.
Surely your hand regains sensation well before you have time to climax.
And also, how do you beat off with a limp hand?