I had another graphic dream last night

It was fucked up. Shall I tell you about it?

 

Nah, I'll catch the re-run.

 

speaking of graphic dreams....
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/should_we_be_doing_more_to_reduce

 

I love Onion News

 

You're drunk.

 

I'm not drunk.. and don't post on my fucking threads.

 

Man, last night I keft falling asleep for a few seconds and having aweful dreams... one of them, I fell asleep, and in my dream i fell asleep driving, at night, next thing I know I see a little girl, wide eyes, hand in the air and I hit her... i jumped and woke up, I just a lot in my sleep and wake up because of crap like this.

A lot of my dreams are morbid like this...

 

Mine wasn't morbid. It was just werid, cool and disturbing. I remember EVERY detail so vividly.

I opened my eyes to find myself in a field. It was a nice sunny day and I could smell the flowers everywhere. I got up wondering why on earth I was in a field and had no idea where I was. As I starting walking I hit my foot on a big stone. I looked down at the stone and noticed it was blocky, like it was made from polygons. The stone was actually computer generated textures. I touched my face and felt a helmet. I took it off to find I was actually in a giant, dark studio. I was in some kind off giant VR simulation. All the hills and everything was actually made of some kind of grey rubber and there were thousands of senors all over it.

I put the VR mask back on and I could smell the flowers, feel the wind on my face, everything. I then saw a girl walking towards me. She was beautiful. She walked up to me and asked me my name. I didn't answer her because I knew it was just a program. She didn't look computer generated or anything. I flipped the mask off and there was no one actually there, I put the mask back on and felt her face. It was warm and soft. Then she kissed me. It was a real kiss. I could even feel the moisture on her lips. I slipped my hand through her top and felt her breasts. They were as good as real too. Nipples and everything. I got an erection. I got her down my her knees and put me dick in her mouth. It felt so real but he wasn't sucking it. She kept trying to talk with my cock in her mouth. I don't think he was programmed to smoke meat. Shall I go on?

 

Wow, that really is all of the above...

Those vivid dreams are something else... Mine aren't usually that nice, heh. I would say you are a lucky fellow.

 

So I bent her over on her hands and knees and lifted up her skirt. I could see her ass but her back was pixelated. I don't think she was programmed to be naked. Anyway I started fucking her from behind. She kept mumbling stuff and I just kept fucking her. I was about to cum but she started shouting 'It hurts, it hurts". I looked down and there was blood all over her and my cock. I felt sick and pulled out. I started to walk away with a feeling of disgust. I looked back and saw her there, still bent over with her skirt over her back. He kept shaking and stuttering. It's like I broke her program. I looked forward and saw some metal stairs leading up to a new level. I could hear voices and laughter up there. I walked up the stiars with a huge erection. I wanted to finish what I had started. I was ready to cum. I wanted to find a VR girl to fuck. I knew I didn't have long because I was going to cum regardless at this point. I started to go up the stairs a little quicker. When I got to the top of the stairs I could see a giant shopping complex. There were people everywhere.. Shops, market stalls and girls. This is along dream. Shall I say what happened next? It gets a little fucked up now.

 

haha...

 

lol sure go on id like to hear the rest

 

You little bitch :tongue: <3

 

I didn't even edit it!!

 

I know you didn't.. but you found a typo.. that made me look like a huge gay

 

Yeah... it was the typo... sure.. :leaving:


Anyway, are you going to finish telling us about the dream?

 

Sure I'll finish it but first,

A. How comes your awake @ 3:02AM? Your very naughty! :toetap05:

B. Are you Holographic Trousers? :tongue:

 

your dream sounds fucked up 121, you have issues

last night i kept having dreams where i'd wake up but still be sleeping and then try to wake up but i was still dreaming, happened like half a dozen times or more
it was sooo annoying


that's a hilarious video :biggrin:

 

A. I'm a regular cruella de ville. She being the only evil person I can think of right now.

B. I've been around much longer.

 

ironically, she's older...