so i got jumped last night

was walking home last nite from a deal and two black kids hopped out in front of me by an exxon and said "Run your pockets whiteboy". the one on the left was acting like he had a knife or something near his waist so i jumped at him first and punched him in the face. then they started swinging at me hitting me in the back of the head and shit.

i got a hold of the one who i thought had the knife and double leg slammed him really hard i think he landed on his neck or the back of his neck cus he didnt get up. his friend started to stomp me on my back and ribs(since i was halfway still on the ground from slamming him) which fucking hurt but i wasnt going to accept getting knocked out or sumthing cus i had a quarter of bangin shit on me and 20 bucks so i ate the pain until i got standing with him again(his friend started to roll around and make sounds at this point)

he hit me another time in the head and i wrapped in close with him and trip slammed him onto the ground and beat the shit out of his face for about 10 seconds then he said he was done and i hopped up and ran

my ribs are pretty bruised up and i got a lump on the back of my head but thats it. i think i defended myself pretty well for an out of nowhere assault lol

i think it was the quarter in my pocket driving me to keep going haha

 

That's pretty fucked man.

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought "Shit I hope inextesie posted this".

But it was you, damn.

 

that sucks dude, my step brother got jumped in baltimore a few months back but they didnt really hurt him that much, just a few bruises

hahaha

 

yeah, damn, just me.

 

bad ass

way to protect the ganj man

 

does shit like that actually happen in america!?

 

my buddy got pistol whipped down the street and i live in a rich ass area. So ya all the fucking time

 

all the time lol its the 2nd time ive been jumped but the first was when i beat someone up 3 of his friends wanted to jump on me

 

how much do you weigh?

 

Down fuckin rules! Stone the crow. Ghosts along the Mississippi.

 

all the time


but statistically less then it happens in Britain

 

145 the guy without the knife was slightly bigger than me and the guy i slammed real hard was prolly my size.

ive wrestled all my life so i know how to balance weight and whatnot to get someone to the ground and they both seemed so surprised when i lifted him up, i guess they thought i would bitch out instantly lol

and yeah Down kicks fucking ass check out the footage from the Download festival!

 

145 and kicked two asses? nice

 

i honestly thought he was going to use the knife so i did what i had to do lol

ive seen people stabbed i wouldnt doubt he would have done it ifh e had the chance

man im baked im glad i saved that weed or id be in a whole different situation right now

 

America blows, the one country where you cant trust your cat.

 

Yeah your right, violent shit doesnt happen in any other country.

 

I never said that. Watch our news, they're trying to scare us. Guns this, robbery this, break in this, killing this, raping this, michael jackson, oj simpson, yada yada yada, mass killings like columbine, va tech, etc.

 

shit like that sells. good stuff happens here too

 

I had just got done with a deal and had 25 thizzles and two kids ran up on me one with an uzi and told me to empty my pockets and i just froze for a second and stared at them and they just stared back at me telling me to give them my shit and i just ran lol. They were obvious fuck ups so i knew i could outrun them (this was over a year ago when i was actually in shape ) and it was right down the street from the police station so i had a good feeling about him not using the gun. fuck people tryin to rob you after a deal. you're lucky enough to not get robbed during a deal

 

Is this a double leg slam?

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