If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

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U get squeezed to death by a boa constrictor.

 

you starve to death after getting trapped in the Sexual Freedom Spotlight forum

 

I ran you over with a scoop tram

 

I ran you over with a zamboni

 

you tried to jump Niagara Falls on a jet ski

 

fuck, that would be a rad way to go wouldn't it?

You picked a fight with an american..and they shot you cause they have stupid guns

 

you were the first person to break the glass floor at the cn tower

 

lmao....

you went to winnipeg and got killed by a crazy, stoned, homeless native....then they took your shoes and coat

 

you were walking down the highway and got taken out by a set of rogue wheels that broke off a tandem 5 ton

 

you drank a gallon of gasoline, set your insides a fire and jumped off a large bridge with nothing but large jagged rocks at the bottom

 

you were performing a highwire walk in Vegas when suddenly and unexpectedly your left foot decided to snap off at the ankle

 

you ate rat poop...that was lazy I know

 

dies with a stiletto jammed into his eyesocket

 

tried to dress up a dog and it mauled her to death

 

Fell face first on a porcupine.

 

fell ass first on a cactus

 

fell while walking upstairs and banged your head, causing head swelling w/pus and you died with a temp of 106

 

altitude sickness

 

Sars