Fuckin fatass

Grossss.. the thread title made me lawl though

 

This was a serious competition man! That kid DID NOT have time to preheat to 425F and wait 20 min.

 

Lol fuck that the kid didn't even make it in under close to 2. I would understand the microwave if he was going to actually make his goal

The kid fails

Probably shaved his head and looks like thumb guy

 

I dont know any clippers that would slice through that greasy mop lol. I cant hold it against the kid for doing what he wants to do to his body, but jeez I hope hes not the type that gets bent outta shape when people call him tubby.

 

Haha i know therefore since he didnt get the time he was bassically just eating them for no reason... He didnt even time himself he just said that to justify eating a shitload of pizza rolls

 

Kind of OT but how are all those eating contest winners usually skinny? Also how does one fit that much in their belly, I dont see how that much space is created.

 

nice vid! i like the dude, any men who can eat is a realman!

ain't nothing wrong with loving food, shit wat about ppl who love drugs?

plus, big dudes are always funny and cool to be around, no?

 

Most big dudes are awesome to be around for sure! But there's always that one that complains about being overweight while eating 4 slices of pizza and washing it down with a liter of cola, not a large Farva but a god damn liter of cola.

 

I just can't help my metabolism though, hey garson, bring me another deep dish pizza and a liter of beer

 

This reminds me sadly, of some people I work with at the office.

They have special chairs, and special desks because they're so fat. This one fat guy at work, (at least 300 pounds) sits at one of these specials desks, plugs in a fan, and blows air on himself for an entire 8 hours. Otherwise, I guess he'll explode or something. But when he has BO - holy shit. That crap is nasty.

Not just that, but he sits there scarfing his face with a bag of potato chips. This guy eats 2 large potato chips every shift and goes through a 2L of pop.

It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

There is this other guy who is nice, named Chris, and he's so fat that he has these growths on his face that enlarge and get bigger and shit. It's so weird. He has these like, cancer styes or something. They are all around his eyes and his nose. It's so difficult to look at him.

He doesn't eat at work though. Which is odd. He pigs out when he gets home. Yeah, he'll work 10 hours straight, go home and stuff his face.

 

God that would really suck to look like that. I think people like that have fallen into a hole that they cant seem to get out of.

 

People like that help drive up health care costs for the rest of us.

 

disgusting

 

I love how hes listening to music too i can just imagine him listening to eye of the tiger or something to pump him up lol

 

Yo Adrian, 40 pizza rolls in 4 minutes, I'm a contender

 

But they die younger, when all the healthy people live into the later years and then require more health care.

 

Man, I'm kinda depressed after watching that. Fat people and pizza rolls were made for eachother.

 

Live longer perhaps... live better- almost guaranteed... fewer lost days at work... contributes more to the system without using its services... proper diet and exercise can not only extend a life but avoid chronic conditions that sap resources and time. Longer living into retirement where pensions, 401ks and other age related perks are used in the economy in the commission of a retirement adventure as opposed to co-pays and prescriptions. I see what you're saying sir, but my belief is that your logic is flawed.

 

first guy, i can understand... if he's that big, he has to eat every2hrs. but the 2nd dude, is just plain sick nasty. i don't know any bigdudes who smell n have weird growth growing on face...

 

Yeah all I was saying is taxpayers dont have to pay for a dead guy. (for the most part at least)