Damn dude, you don't have any friends willing to pick you up? That's fucked up, why would you want to party with them in that case? Take a taxi if it's that important, I've done it.
I have the ride problem solved, its just I need a place to crash now. I can smoke and come home fucking in a different dimension, but when it comes to drinking I can't come home and appear sober at all. And the whole point of partying is drinking, to me anyway
I think its almost as frustrating as if you do have a car, but your other friends are counting on you to give them a lift, which then inhibits you from getting decently intoxicated.