Don't You Hate..

when theres a bangin ass party going on, and you can't go because you don't have a ride?

 

Yes? I don't know, i live by a bush where all the bush partys are, so i'm not really left out.

 

Oh yeah dawg. You just gotta masturbate and imagine them tight ass asses are up on your own pole.

 

It's great to own your own car and have an awesome GF YAY for me

 

Damn dude, you don't have any friends willing to pick you up? That's fucked up, why would you want to party with them in that case? Take a taxi if it's that important, I've done it.

 

Or a bike.

 

Or stay home and do acid.

Then you can hallucinate your own party.

 

I have the ride problem solved, its just I need a place to crash now. I can smoke and come home fucking in a different dimension, but when it comes to drinking I can't come home and appear sober at all. And the whole point of partying is drinking, to me anyway

 

^^ then don't go home.

Just pass out somewhere on the sidewalk lol.

 

Lmfao

 

Its too rainy to sleep on the sidewalk, and theres no acid to be found. Ever.

 

I think its almost as frustrating as if you do have a car, but your other friends are counting on you to give them a lift, which then inhibits you from getting decently intoxicated.