stuff we've done when we were wakt

Once we walked into a national park in the hills when we were high and decided to explore up a hill, we were walking around for ages then next thing we knew we were trying to find our way back and we saw our car heaps small and far away and headed towards it then almost walked off a cliff.

The other night we were at an intersection at the backstreets from my house, for like 15 minutes before we could decide which way to go.

We were walking home, really wakt, and saw a boat in some dudes front yard. We thought it'd be a fun challenge to steal the boat and pulled the brick out from under the trailer wheel and started pulling it down the street. Some guy ran out his front door in his pj's and started yelling and shit and chased us down the street. Then we were running hell fast around the backstreets and thought this dude (who was actually just delivering papers), was following us, trying to hunt us down.

We always spend like 10 minutes just to choose what drink we want at the servo. and for chosing sometihng like a movie could take up to an hour in the video store.

Sit here on youtube or the intenet and, just watch random shit for hours. one time we were just sitting on youtube at 2 in the morning watching sun set videos... then we were like wtf are we dong man!?

We made a painting in the shed, out of just random paint cans and spraypaint and stuff that we could find.

Heres the painting we did:



No matter how much we spend on munchies, its never enough

Go to the casino and drink the free hot chocolates and laugh at people loosing their money and talk shit to old people.

We try and think up lots of the things we do when we're wakt but forget about the stuff we've done a few minutes after we've done them

We got stoned at the primary school around from my house, and we were going to catch a bus into the city, we just missed the one we were meant to catch so we just sat down at the bus stop, and fell asleep within secconds, then the next thing we new the next bus had arrived and the bus driver was like 'you guys gonna get it?'

 

man thats fucked up, trying to steal his boat.

 

yea its funny because we were never going to get far with it

 

here come the flames

"omfg 111 one one one you stole someones boat wtf you low life piece of fucking shit get a life you know how many fucking memories were in that boat. yada yada"

ahah not really, idc if you DID steal it even though u didnt.

 

Haha ive done shit like that boat thing before

Just take it and put it somewhere else random where you know they'll find it but still be like wtf?

Looks like you have a good time while baked

 

A guy like clockwork always passes out in his chair at work at 11 on the dot every day. A few weeks ago we rolled him into the womans room while he was asleep. It was fuckin awesome. Now he sleeps with his feet up so he knows if he gets moved.

 

gold

 

should have moved the boat to his neighbors driveway lol

when i was in like 10th and 11th grade me and my friends used to switch peoples decorations around with their neighbors...moving those big inflatables was always pretty funny. we've moved someones snowman to in front of their door and rung their door bell. this one kid used to leave his doors unlocked all the time and he had a manual car so we got in, took off the emergency break and pushed it into the school field(visible from his house).

but this was all before drugs haha

 

Hahah! That's great.

In middle school our one friend broke his leg and had a cast clear up his thigh. We used to get to leave class early to take him to his next class so he wasn't in the whole rush with the other students to get to class. One time me and a friend got to take him to his next class and we wheeled him into the womens room and ran haha

 

See look, leg up, its like an anti movement alarm. We need to figure out how to relocate his whole desk/chair as one unit now.

 

This is the funniest thread i've read in a while. Maybe someone could hold his leg up while someone else wheels him away? Just an idea.

 

My friends used to be into robbing cars. I never partook in it and found it pretty shitty of them, but one time they were taking shit from a guys car in a parking garage and noticed the keys were in the ignition. So, my friend turned the car on and moved it to another spot. Doesn't sound as funny in text. But it was fuckin hilarious at the time.

 

haha great thread guys

 

ive posted 15000 posts on a forum once

 

i've posted 17,000 posts on a forum once

 

kerplunk!