Ladies am I attractiver?

It's not that I am not confident or anything, I just want your opinion.

 

*orgasm*

 

Did you loose your penis?

 

Hahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

The little muscles made me laugh even harder. This kicks that other thread right in the nuts! :cheers2:

 

I gave this thread 5 stars.

 

Nah, you just can't see it through all the muscles.

 

See my muscles?
Years of steroid abuse.

 

Are you one of those people who always rates threads? I hate that.

 

^^ I give you 3 half eaten balogna sandwiches out of 5

 

It's mine though.
So all is as it should be.

 

I rate it if it's brilliant, I rate it if it's crap. Otherwise I leave it.


I rated this one! :cheers2:

 

Nope. Just today ! Today I rate threads. Not tomorrow. Tonight.

 

What???

You mean you posted while using performance enhancing drugs??? Good gawd, what would your posts been like without them? Ahh the simple pleasures of enjoying an internet discussion marred by steroid use! Is there anything sacred?

You do know that there is going to be an asterisk by all your posts now!

 

Oh what the hell, yes, I am one of those people. I rate threads. That's what I do. And I'm bloody good at it.

 

^^ I'll give you 3 cookies to rate all my thread five stars.

....Wait... rate them 4 stars so no one gets suspicious. :leaving:

 

I apologize but it is true.
All of our previous discussions were me under the influence.
I am also growing hair on my palms and eyelids, also my acne is atrocious (lucky the photo didn't show it).

 

I rated 8 of your threads.

Wait, what ?


Make that 21 !

 

What the hell?
So you'll actually work for his cookies?!

If you weren't Ian I'd be so mad right now. :tongue:

 

No, not for his cookies. I'm doing it because he asked and Jesus would want me to help those who ask.