You seem low on sex, care for a refill?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Jun 22, 2009.

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  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Over to the left. Just choose a flavor...

    We have Puerto Rican, Oriental, 4 different flavors of African, South American.

    You name it, we have it on Sex Fountain....

    What can I get for you today?
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 22, 2009
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  3. bird_migration

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    You are sick, sex is not something to give away.
     
    bird_migration, Jun 22, 2009
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  5. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    How much do you charge?
     
    LauraMay, Jun 22, 2009
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  7. bird_migration

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    Just the batteries of my telephone.
     
    bird_migration, Jun 22, 2009
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  9. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Not too expensive then :cheers2:
     
    LauraMay, Jun 22, 2009
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  11. bird_migration

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    ¿Will you fuck me then?
     
    bird_migration, Jun 22, 2009
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  13. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Looks like I'm out of batteries :eek:
     
    LauraMay, Jun 22, 2009
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  15. bird_migration

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    I will charge you then.
     
    bird_migration, Jun 22, 2009
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  17. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Out of money too :eek:
     
    LauraMay, Jun 22, 2009
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  19. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    No, it's something you sell. ;)
     
    Enraged Angel, Jun 22, 2009
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  21. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Can I have a..... really hot Irish man?
     
    Flannelwearin'gal, Jun 22, 2009
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  23. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Small, medium, or large?

    And would you like a lid for that?
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 22, 2009
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  25. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Are you speaking in height or penis size?
    And yes I would like a lid.
     
    Flannelwearin'gal, Jun 22, 2009
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  27. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    How much for Elija Wood?
     
    Enraged Angel, Jun 22, 2009
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  29. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    What have you got in the non-religious not superstitious dept.?
     
    mutteredexpletives, Jun 22, 2009
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Oriental mute please
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 22, 2009
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  33. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    White women from LA.....

    BBAD, one oriental mute coming right up. Some sake to go with that?
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 22, 2009
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  35. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    How did I get skipped? :mad:

    You're a aweful business man. :rolleyes:
     
    Enraged Angel, Jun 22, 2009
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  37. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i just spilled hot sex on my lap. you are so sued.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 22, 2009
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  39. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    You try to sue everyone who dumps hot sex on your lap?

    Might be why you never get laid. :toetap05:

    And Angel, I reserve the right to refuse business to whoever I choose. We don't take kindly to Elijah Wood fans around here. :rolleyes:
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 22, 2009
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