Indecent proposal

Propose something indecent to me and I might accept or decline it.

 

Will you have sexual relations with me?
On the capitol building steps?

 

I propose that you shall from now on behave in such an ungentlemanly manner that you will hold the fork in your right hand and the knife in your left!!!

 

That is hot. Accepted.

 

A gentleman will always be a gentleman. Declined.

 

YAY!
Oh! I have another.
Will you have sexual relations with me in a 1967 Black ,four door ,Chevy Impala with black interior?

 

What a coincidence, I was just thinking the same. Accepted.

 

That's hilarious cause I don't think anybody is going to really get it(since most Americans switch hands).

I propose that we all have sex with you in a very uncomfortable place.































And not the back of a Volkswagen either.

 

Are you saying your supposed to hold a fork with your left hand?

 

Not indecent enough. Accepted.

 

It's because I'm a mind reader.

 

¿What am I thinking now?

 

That you should have asked that in spanish because you already started the sentence with an upside down question mark.

 

Nice try, but my actual thoughts had to do with nudity.

 

Are you even legal for BM yet?

 

In the US, I think most people hold the fork with the left and the knife with the right to cut, and then move the fork to their right.

Other countries do not do the switch, I believe, for the most part they simply keep the fork in their left, which is what I do.

 

Spanish and nudity are like the same thing.

Haha, nah. I turn 16 tomorrow if it makes much difference.

 

Not to bird it doesn't.

 

haha.

 

I do not discriminate. If a girl wants to do anything sexual she is old enough in my book.