if Jesus asked you to perform Oral Sex on him

what would you do?

is it a test? (god works in mysterious ways)
would you do it to prove your devotion?

could you?




and don't tell me this is a heinous thing to say. that is an excuse not to answer it. you DONT KNOW that jesus/god would never ask this kinda thing of you, because you have not met Him yet.

 

Of course I would. But he is going to have to pay just like everyone else.

 

I'd probably figure it was an Impostor Jesus.

 

haaahaha nice!

i was lookin for some serious christian debate on this. but lightheartedness is certainly welcome. if not moreso.

 

I don't think a serious Christian will touch the question with a ten foot poll. It is a thinly disguised effort to attribute to a religion's deity a request that the religion considers obscene, thereby linking the sacred to the profane and inviting believers to interact with the abomition. It is hate speech designed to degrade the most sacred objects of Christian religious belief, and should be treated as such. It is sacrelge and blasphemy.

 

I once read this story about a Hindu avatar named Babaji who lived up in the mountains traveling and teaching with a band of disciples. A man from a nearby town heard about this and decided he wanted to devote his life to God and decided to seek out Babaji. After many hard months of searching the mountains, he finally found the band one night camped on a precipice on the side of one of the mountains. When he approached Babaji, and begged to become his disciple, Babaji said that he needed to prove his devotion, and the only proof of devotion would be to cast himself off of the mountainside. Without a word, the would-be-disciple turned around, ran, and jumped off the precipice to his death. Babaji told his followers to bring the body back up, and when they finally got back the next morning, Babaji restored the man's life, and told him that in his former state, he was unfit to be a disciple. As a result karmic negation, he advanced spiritually and became a follower.

Things aren't always what they seem and things don't always happen the way we think they should, but I think it's safe to say that the spiritual worth of oral sex and the legitimatcy of a "guru" that asks for it is probably better to be seriously doubted.

 

uh....

interesting how your non-answer follows the typical religious mindset : you went ROUND the question, and didn't answer it. hm.... no surprise.

 

Would his semen cure my blindness?

 

It would have to either be a fake Jesus or a test, or some messed up psychedelics.

 

lol, 264 posts and already trying to call people out.

 

Hes foruming dangerously.

 

hey.... i'm a diagnosed schizophrenic. some folk think i'm a danger to myself. never mind a forum. eeeeek. lets avoid the issue yeahhh. cool.

 

Blasphemer!!!!!!!!!(A 69 might be nice tho)

 

i'd kick his ass to middle of next week

 

how can you ask such a stupid question and expect to receive serious answers to it?

How bout this one;

If your dad asked you to eat his ass while your mom gives you head, and in return he doesn't beat the shit outta you, would you do it?

it's just a stupid, disrespectful question, in bad taste.

 

I suspect he'd just expect it of everyone. He wouldn't have to ask, because if you weren't already doing it, you're dead.

 

He would bust a miracle load.

 

how come this guy doesn't get shit for "foruming dangerously" like me? he has even less posts.

first of all, that should be a colon, not a semi-colon;
second, this is how you use a semi-colon;
third; who are you to define "bad taste"? hmm?


and if my dad asked me to eat his ass i'd say "I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!" and point at him.
and if he and my mother were in the same room, that would be the first time in 17 years they had done that, so i'd eat his ass, fuck her throat and pay for a tv crew to get it on to DVD for me so i can cherish that one moment in life when we were a threesome FOREVER.

 

Of course, the Christian poster is right. This is a form of hate speech. However, it's not at all likely to incite people to violence against Christians. Actually, the Christian's post is more likely to incite people to violence against the OP. So, you're both guilty.

Suck it.

 

ide get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus