Mailbox/yard vandalization. Need idea.

OK, some prick in my neighborhood wrote, 'FUCK YOU', inside my mailbox with a sharpee. I know exactly who it was, this fat ass jerk down the street. I fought him once and basically destroyed his bones. He still like makes fun of me, (lol! he threatened to get a meat cleaver and chase me down ).

We want to get this SOB back.



I have a friend spending the night. Give me ideas on how to destroy either this guy's mailbox, or his yard.

it seems immature, but if you knew him, you'd understand.

>:O

 

shit in his pillow case!

 

lots of fireworks then run away

 

best idea.

 

how did i know you'd say that joker...

but seriously... something hardcore.

 

I was gonna say something shit involved too.

He would have to clean it up and it's your shit...that'd be funny.

Shit in his mailbox
Shit on his front step
Shit in a bag on his front step
Shit in a bag in his mailbox
Shit in a basket and leave it on his front step
Mail your shit to him into his mailbox
Shit on a teddy bear and leave it on his front step...

lol i'm laughing so hard, that's so gross.

 

just take his mailbox and take a shit in the spot...put a note on the shit that says "fuck you too"

 

omfg... i just laughed really hard, at wanko's and purps.

i think it will involve feces. jk... maybe?

 

That wouldn't be a real good idea, messing with mailboxes is a felony - you wanna keep the shit and mailbox combo as discrete as possible.

Although if you wanna be a real dick, write 'fuck you' in his mailbox and set up a camera to catch him retaliating and then get him in a shitload of law trouble. lol

 

lol... i'm thinking breaking like 3 eggs in his mailbox and rubber cementing it shut.

 

Rubber cement will just melt. You are gonna need some Gorilla Glue or something

Forget 3 eggs, combine it with a fish...or five. Go fishing with some friends and keep all the perch or bluegill you get and cram those fuckers in there.

 

You could light his front door on fire but you might burn down his house

 

if you go to the right super market you'll be able to find a tin of anchovies in mustard...put that shit in there and gorilla glue it shut

 

They sell fish chum at places like walmart...shit is really gross.
Or get salmon eggs (bait stores) and sprinkle the entire jar around the mailbox, it'll be like discrete stinky

 

find a dead animal and put it in his mailbox

 

just egg the shit out of his house
the entire thing
be much funnier

 

Tie a bunch of dildos to the outside of his mailbox.

 

egg his house, teepee his trees, gorilla glue his mailbox shut, put the fish inside his mailbox first.


write a big sign on his yard that says "fuck you too buddy "

 

this would be incredible

 

gorilla glue would take too long to dry (its like 4 or 5 hours and you gotta clamp it)...egg his car then saran wrap it after it's egged, or maybe if youre feeling crazy try to duct tape over his entire front door or something, then you could write fuck you in big letters on the duct tape too.