The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

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  1. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Bumper sticker seen on a Mini Cooper:
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    OlderWaterBrother, Jun 18, 2009
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  3. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    You seen alot of bumper stickers huh?
     
    jmt, Jun 18, 2009
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  5. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I drive for a living.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jun 18, 2009
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  7. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    OH
     
    jmt, Jun 18, 2009
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  9. jeditesgirl1

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    You found Jesus? Well if no one claims him then in 30 days he is yours.

    I saw yours and that reminded me of one I use to have. I currently have, "If you are gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair" and "Support Legalization" (pot) on my car now. Funny stuff man!
     
    jeditesgirl1, Jun 22, 2009
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  11. jeditesgirl1

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    love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    jeditesgirl1, Jun 22, 2009
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  13. BoomBoomBoom

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    meh.. i don't like Bumper stickers...
     
    BoomBoomBoom, Jun 23, 2009
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  15. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    best sticker i ever saw was

    "I MISS JERRY!"

    :] becuase we all doo.
     
    floes, Jun 24, 2009
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    D.A.R.E. - To Keep Cops Off Their Ass
     
    thinkfloyd07, Jun 28, 2009
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  19. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Just saw this one:


    Don't tell Obama what comes after a trillion.​
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 10, 2009
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    built ford smart, with chevy parts.

    seen it at the drag strip one time,
    and I've just never forgot it.
     
    emisue, Jul 21, 2009
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  23. scratcho

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    In timber country---------"try wiping your ass with a spotted owl".
     
    scratcho, Jul 21, 2009
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  25. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    You say you found God
    If no one claims him in 30 days
    you can keep him​
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 23, 2009
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    My friend texted me this one she saw today:

    If the fetus you saved turned out to be gay, would you still fight for it's rights?
     
    Tile35Band, Jul 24, 2009
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  29. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    "jesus saves........he shops at walmart"

    "guns dont kill people..........my cousin does"
     
    jmt, Jul 28, 2009
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    FREE TIBET: With Purchase of Equal or Lesser Value TIBET.


    (Picture of Jesus Hang-Gliding) What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
     
    NICU97203, Aug 1, 2009
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  33. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    You're just a pawn in my plot
    to take over the world    ​
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 2, 2009
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  35. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    a jesus fish being eaten by a dinosaur
     
    lunarverse, Aug 2, 2009
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  37. SunLion

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    A few that might have already been mentioned (reading quickly during break at work)...

    Honk and I'll back into you.

    I'd rather be here, now.

    Proud to be a mammal.

    God is my copilot and he said to cut you off.

    Guns don't kill people, people kill people (with guns).
     
    SunLion, Aug 3, 2009
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  39. godzila

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    Hey that is a great thing. I have a story that is not funny but includes passion, Horror, and romance and many more.This story is of Harry Potter.
     
    godzila, Aug 3, 2009
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