Mailbox/yard vandalization. Need idea.

Oh pardon me, I was pretty sure you had a dildo somewhere.. sorry! :tongue:

 

Write Fuck You all over his house until you get bored and then ring the door bell and say fuck you to his face and then slam a handful of shit in his face followed by a dildo down his throat

I doubt he'll ever 'fuck you' again

 

That sounds like a bad porno.

 

If I gave you a part in the porno would that make it a good porno ?

 

No sir, that's still just a bad porno.

 

what if I threw in a bottle of jack daniels, a blow-up doll, and Ron Jeremy

 

Then it is an epically bad porno with bad taste

 

I'm in.

 

Sweet. I'll call this EPIC Porno....... Brüno

 

Really sara? You could have been a star and you settled for the Snakes on a Plane of Pr0n

 

Hahah. Nah, I'd never do any pr0n!

 

dats gross

 

She thought of the idea of a 3 three-some between her, Ron Jeremy, and a blow up doll. Who could refuse? especially after a few shots of jack daniels, Ron Jeremy will look like tarzan

 

Why don 't you just let it go?

You kicked his ass. What more do you need?

 

If you were mature enough to own a credit card, if I were you and wanted to get back at him, I'd subscribe him to a gay porn magazine so that every week/month he gets gay porn in his mailbox.

 

hahahaahhaahaaaah omffg god lloolo .holy shit i am laughin so hard. that is too fuckin funny

 

Dump antifreeze (or any other substance that will kill his lawn overnight) on his lawn in the shape of a message. Something like, "Fuck you" or "I am a perass." Be creative. You could also stuff his mailbox full of poop. I mean fill it. Got a dog? Follow him around with a baggie or pick up the poo in your backyard and load it into the mailbox. Got a cat? Save those scoops from the litterbox. OR send out an anonymous newsletter to all of your neighbors saying he is a pedophile. Dont send one to the guy you are getting. Make him wonder why the neighbors are looking at him weird.

Just a suggestion.... I may have more later.....

 

plant a dildo forest in his yard, make sure to hide some really good so he doesn't find them until later, like when hes raking leaves, or shoveling snow.

downside: expenses and suspicious purchases. "excuse me, id like to buy 300 cheap dildos please" wouldn't go over well, kind of like "hi, im here looking for plumbing supplies to make a bong out of, what aisle would be good to look in?"

 

If he ever leaves his windows open.... toss water balloons full of pee at his screens. If not pee then try deer pee that they use to attract male deer. Scent of Female Deer in Heat pee.

 

Whatever happened to T.P. rolling someones yard?