Pigs

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    I got a pig, home in a pen
    corn to feed him ooooooonnnnnnn
    all i need is a pretty lil girl
    to feed him while im gone
     
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    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    rastapasta Member

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    bake them biscuits lady
    bake em golden brown
    when ya get them biscuits baked
    im alabamy bound.
     
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    skierdood Space For Rent

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    Piggies by Conehead Buddha:

    I'm a little piggy with a problem
    Lacking in self control
    Proof positive
    No I wouldn't think twice about hitting your mother

    I've got a pocket full of secrets
    I'm holding them over your head
    But if you supplement my income
    I'll forget about what you did

    Get your finger off of my chest
    And your billie club too
    If I'm under arrest
    Do what you gotta do.

    Get your finger off of my chest
    And your billie club too
    If I'm under arrest
    Do what you gotta do.

    Planted a bomb in the bedroom
    Of my neighbors house
    And when it goes off in the morning
    I'm gonna get myself a fat promotion

    Blame it on a petty thief
    With nothing to lose or gain
    If the truth comes out some day
    Just get my lawyer to come in and say

    Its not the time its not the place
    An alibi a saving grace
    It's not the time it's not the place
    So get your pistol out of my face

    Get your finger off of my chest
    And your billie club too
    If I'm under arrest
    Do what you gotta do.

    Get your finger off of my chest
    And your billie club too
    If I'm under arrest
    Do what you gotta do.

    Tailgate a car load of kids
    Just cause its three in the morning
    These boys fit the profile
    Of drugs and booze and nothing but trouble

    Ive got a pocket full of cocaine
    I'm gonna stick it underneath their seat
    And if they try to deny it
    I'm gonna stand them up I'm gonna shake them down

    I'm gonna bust their balls, bust their heads
    Then I'm gonna turn em over to the feds.

    I'm gonna bust their balls, bust their heads
    Then I'm gonna turn em over to the feds.

    Get your finger off of my chest
    And your billie club too
    If I'm under arrest
    Do what you gotta do.

    Get your finger off of my chest
    And your billie club too
    If I'm under arrest
    Do what you gotta do....
     
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    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    ^^ dammit! ya beat meh
     
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    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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