The Friend Zone

God its an awful place. How the fuck does one get out of it?

 

.. find a new friend..

 

idk if you can. try flirting with her send the message that you don't want to be in the friend zone. she might not like you that way though ever again

it's a bad place to be, shouldn't have gotten pulled in!

 

Flunitrazepam

or chloroform

 

the worst part is i don't know how i get pulled in!

 

dude, spit game like you never have before, tell her everything she wants to hear.

 

Don't be this guy though:

 

Wait until she's lonely and drunk, and she'll come on to you. That's why she's keeping you around. Also, tell her flat-out that you just don't believe it's possible for men and women to be friends because if there were no attraction, they'd never have spoken to each other in the first place.

 

standingseated, that is the best line ive never thought of, and i'm going to use it, do i have your permission?

 

It's one of the oldest lines ever, but it'll probably work.

I've thrown it in there a few times

 

i'm in the same place...

except it's one of my closest friends...



no advice, i clearly do not have the credentials.

 

I was in that place once man.

You gotta throw it out in front of their face, it'll take alot of them to notice.

Cause if ur acting like her friend even if u like her, she's gonna think ur just being her friend. You gotta show her that she's more to you than that. thats all.

 

Sometimes the friend zone is just an excuse for "I don't like you".
Sometimes the friend zone is truly because they feel too platonic with you, and they don't have interest anyways.
Sometimes the friend zone is simply because they feel too platonic with you. In other words, sometimes they're telling the truth..

If this third is the case, it can be broken.

Why do they feel too platonic?
Because they don't see you as a sexual/romantic creature.
Because they don't feel any romantic 'chemistry' between you.

Change that.
Flirt. Make sexual jokes, make sexual inferences. Compliment them, make them feel pretty, make them feel wanted. Stop acting so much like a friend. Don't be around too much, don't do anything too friendly, like offer advice with guys. Be there emotionally, but don't be too there.

But you might want to spend more time trying to figure out which of these is the case.

 

if ya wanna hit it, say to her 'are we gonna hit it or not?' an if she says no, get up and leave. no need for games or tricks, women are pretty simple. just like guys are.

 

We already talk basically like we're in love. lol...
it's gonna be hard to.



k didn't mean to threadjack.

 

Dude im in the same position as you then.

Stupid bitch wont date me though.
Ohwell im single, i can still fuck whoever i want.

 

Why would you want to? If you can do this

 

that one sounds like a pretty tough one dude =P

 

Just put it in her butt.

 

Way Better than that shit^